- Me to my brother, 2020 ((out-of-context quote of the day))

Your not wearing glasses

I have my glasses somewhere

It had to do with me holding these big scissors and damn were they cool like seriously I could just stab someone with them, the idea of it thrills me.
And then he threatened to do stuff to my glasses and yeah.
Since I don't want to turn into a murderous psychopath (though I kinda want to) and since I value my glasses I told him to smash my glasses if I ever did do it, to prevent me from doing anymore murders.

I’d send them all to davy jone’s locker for me privacy!

Oh, you're a pirate too now?

Yeah, and to awnser that tagline of yours? yeah, I want to stab everyone in this thread

The only people in this thread are you and me.

Exactly..................𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓮......

But who would you kill first?

You and then myself.

Why don't we play a little game?

𝓛𝓮'𝓼 𝓰𝓸!
*Stabs you then realizes this is only a simulation*
Well darn..

I'm disappointed you didn't want to play my game. But you win some and you lose some, I guess.

*sighs* what is it about.

A little game of roulette, if you get what I mean.

And?

No, that was me. I just needed a smug murderer as the image. A black background would have been too edgy and a white one simply unfitting.

Oh. Right.

Blep

Not sure.

More of a moment of scientific curiosity and disgust.

You're not old enough.

Ha, but since when did that stop you?

Not following rules, such as, but not limited to:
Cheating, smoking, drinking, not upvoting comments...

i knew it.....

so, i cant upvote comments? and what is your definition of 'cheating'?

Good boy.
or maybe I should have used "bad boy"?

i dunno, how do i be a 'bad boy?'

Yargh, I love thar' game, mate! I should play it again... But I fell for someone other than Senpai and just kill for the Hell of it... Well, yarr, what are ye gonna do?

I like my glasses, so I won't kill anyone.
Yet.

Yargh, its only a game. I like to beat the livin' Hell out of the group of bad boys in the game then kill em' one by one...
Yar-har-har...
Quite ironic, though, considering bad boys are more me type, but even a Pirate has thar' standards.

Huh.
Would you be interested in Ryuji Sakamoto?

Yarr, not really, lad. I looked em' up.

Hm... he's more of the thuggish bad boy and he has a pirate as his Persona...
Are you looking for a different kind of bad boy? Maybe Goro Akechi would do the trick?

Yarr, I meself, the one I like from Yandere Simulator is Shin Higaku. He's nothin' as a bad boy, but the way he walks and how he's so shy is perty cute. My exact type I like are thar' bad boys who are really jus' misunderstood sweethearts, lad.

I see. Misunderstood sweethearts, huh? Sounds like either Ryuji (he's actually pretty sweet but he acts all tough like) or Ren (the P5 protag).

I don't even know who thar' people are, but okay, lad.

You just Googled Ryuji-
But just look at his face-
He's so cute-
And then his little air guitar in the intro-
And how he acts so tough around the others-
AH! HE'S BEST BOI!

All right, calm down, lad. We all have different tastes and styles. I meself am into Foxy as of now, jus' look at him:
Thar' picture is actually me profile picture for gmail.

Yarrr, Volare Via!

Arr!

Narancia best boi-

Huh. Mine is a picture of Narancia.

Yarr.