Sorta political, sorta true.

My family disrespects my privacy. like, a lot.
I just want a day away from them.

Well, now you're shut in.

Please stop upvoting my comments
I don’t want points and i don’t want gratitude.

Ah, stop saying bullshit like that.

did i stutter

No, but confidence doesn't make a statement true.

He looks like he is in immense pain.

he might be

True.

SO.CLOSE.TO.300K.POINTS

You?

I'm not a horse. I don't think my fursona would even come near a horse.

son of a biscuit eater..

My parents both eat biscuits, so that's a valid statement.

yup, you're almost at 400k

Huh.

yup

It's a Jojo reference you damn uncultured swine!

oh

This topic of the conversation is over. Do you want to try another?

sure

Go ahead, shoot.

*pours a shot of Moonshine and drinks it* what? your turn

Yes, yes. Try learning in the Diner or Library or reading a book on Arsene.

Make sure you've at least leveled up your knowledge to "Learned" before trying to build your Confidant rank with me!

you sure about that?

*cocks shotgun*
You have made a grave mistake, my friend.

(that’s exactly what I was thinking! if I say something like “Can I ask a question” and they’re like “shoot.” I just shoot em.)

how?

Persona 5. You're more of a swine than I thought!

By giving me a turn.
*points gun*

oh *laughs, and passes the moonshine*

Thank you.
*drinks*
Now that I'm filled with alcohol, I can use the excuse that I was drunk to forget that this ever happened.
*shoots gun*
I wouldn't be able to feel guilty for a murder I don't remember, right?
*maniacal laughing*

*snags every bullet out of air in less than a scond and none of them even came close to me* you were saying? *drops all the bullets on the ground*

You must be a stand user! Well take this! My Stand: Pull the Trigger!

i didnt understand a damn thing you just said but ok

Who knows, I may just be yer' average Communist Pirate.

I didn't think pirates had much of an organized government. Maybe totalitarianism per ship, but even then, I dunno.

They were one of the first democracies

Who knows, communism is fine with me though, lad.

Better make friends with the state, then, if you don't wanna end up poor... or dead. :-)

Yarr, us pirates have our way round' that... I hope...
But thanks for yer' advice, matey! :3

I suppose that a lack of following countries' rules would circumvent any system. No problem!

Yarr!

Apparently since my owner left I’m not part of it😆😅😭😢

You're still my doge!

Thanks

*hugs*
You better go register yourself

Ok! So ur my owner now

Mhm!

OK!