THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS, 2020 VERSION:; 1: A ROBOT MAY NOT STEAL TOILET PAPER OR, THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW TOILET PAPER TO BE STOLEN; 2: A ROBOT MUST KEEP ITS OWNER SUPPLIED WITH TOILET PAPER, EXCEPT WHERE THIS WOULD VIOLATE 1ST LAW; 3: A ROBOT MUST MAINTAIN ITS OWN SUPPLY OF TOILET PAPER, EXCEPT WHERE THIS WOULD VIOLATE 1ST OR 2ND LAW