THIS IS VOIT. HE'S A DODGEBALL. DUE TO SOCIAL DISTANCING, NOBODY WILL PLAY WITH HIM, SO I'VE DECIDED TO ADOPT HIM. I THINK HE MAY BE A DISTANT COUSIN TO WILSON, TOM HANKS' FRIEND AND COSTAR FROM "CASTAWAY." I DON'T KNOW. BUT VOIT AND I ARE HAVING A FINE TIME!