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chemical romance? what is that?

CRAP!

what is it?

Ok, brace yourself. My Chemical Romance or MCR is an emo punk rockish type band their very emo. They made the song Would you probably know the Black Parade and they made teenagers again is a song. They broke up in 2013 but got back together on Halloween like last year so it's the basis of emo culture along with panic at the Disco and Fall Out Boy.

i dont understand a damn thing you said, because i listen to country music and not rock

Ohhh ok.

I like country. I like every type of music

yeah, whats your favorite country song?

Drunk gorl

*girl 🤣🤣🤣

y-yeah... *has a painful look in eyes*

Awww. Buddyyy

yeah.... Whiskey glasses reminds me of her.....

come again?

Drunk girl. By Chris Jason I think

ah, i like Slow dance in a parking lot by Jordan Davis, and Whiskey Glasses By Morgan Wallen, and Chasin' You By Morgan Wallen

I think I know whiskey glasses

OH MY GOD HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE MY BROTHER

And jeez who hurt you

It's a sweet song

oh yeah that song, sorry i had to hear it again to remember it

oh no one *clearly lying*

Haha. You ok?

My dad always plays that song grrrrrrrr

finally friday? slow dance in a parking lot? whiskey glasses?

You need a hug

no, im fine....

Lies!

i am *starts crying a little*

Again I say lies

i am fine...

You have snap?

wdym by that?

Do you have snap chat

haha, nope, i got my phone taken away awhile ago, and i might not be getting it back for awhile either...

Ha! Why?

using it when i wasnt supposed too

Ok 😁

it happens sometimes, ya know?

Yep

😊

the one that goes:

"pour me, pour me another drink,
'cause i dont wanna feel the pain,
no more hell naw,
i just wanna sip it 'till the pain wears off"

Yeah, I looked it up. Poor buddy got cheated on. Which I trippy bc I broke up with my bf not long ago bc of that lol

i like the song for a reason, and im listening to it right now....

Me too

Oh he got a mullet

good

i like Slow dance in a parking lot by Jordan Davis too

I'll listen to it

I like it.

i know, because every girl likes it....

In trying to decide whether that was a joke or not lol

its not

Ok

🤮

Shocked pikachu

mmmm-hmmm

Yeahhh

i need some help...

NO

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

NO

yes

NO

YES

NO

FINE

GOOD

GO

Bye

bye love

bye love

bye love

*sigh* yes you did

whatever

Please.stop.throwing.fits

i have stopped

STOP CALLING ME THAT!

ok, LOVE

ok love

Good

Now you have

S.T.O.P

IF.YOU.WOULD.STOP.COMMENTING.THEN.THIS.WOULD.ALREADY.BE.OVER.

U.started.this

*stomps* I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, don't talk to him, let him sit in his own self-loathing and worthlessness. Let him tear himself apart. It's fun to see. and yes I do this often.

Yeah (btw I filed a complaint about T01, but he just said to block him 🤷‍♀️)

Ok👍

No, don’t, I’ll talk with em’

Yeah!

🤣🤣

True, true lol

That was fun!

🤣

Ik right

Ok, what kind of music do you like?

Some rock, a little pop, by playlist is veary mixed 🤣 hbu?

Same!!

👍

Cool! (Just not kpop, that stuff has brainwashed my friends)

SAMEEE

Cool! I'm just talking and they're like omg that reminded me of something _______ did yesterday! It was soooo cute!

It's confusing isn't it!!!

True! 🤣

215 freakin comments! Good god

i have seen more

With?

getting my Ex to like me again!!!!YEAH

Ohhh

Oh yeah that's a big one 🤣

((that's what she said))

AHAHA

Yeah, honestly sometimes I think that the fumes from his truck get into his brain *sighs*

*whimpers sadly*

Shush

Wtf ok, it WAS cute but it's just stupid now

Nah

yah

Not happening

oh, now you're stalking my profile? hmm... i thought we had a deal not to do that to eachother....

HA! you kept me in a bad place that I didnt want to be in, and that's the definition of caged

And manipulation! Don't forget that one

i didnt....mean to.....

NO

YES

Honey don't do it. He's not worth you ok. This is probably really awkward bc neither you know me but don't get back with that backwoods hillbilly kisses sister idiot.

I just couldn't help myself 🤣

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I'm just gonna third wheel. And if you cheat and/or flirt while you have a gf the evokes all deals btw. And you don't flirt with other girls while you have a gf. 1) it's rude 2) WHATS THE POINT!?

i never knew flirting was a way of cheating... WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT EVOKES ALL DEALS????

Not happening

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wait why?

He cheated, he treated me like a object, he caged me, do I have to go on?

i never caged you....

Honey LEAVE!

Yeah I'm trying but hes keeping me like a caged animal

I'm listening and I've been called worse

what? im NOT cute and I NEVER WILL BE

Apparently

and that's not the only reason you can't keep a gf

Ohhh. Yeah... Saw the comment. Yeah I'm with the girl on this one.

Yeah I realized 🤣

Nice roasts! 🤣🔥

Thank you I try

I can tell 🤣

🤣🤣

😁😁

🤣

Good! He's a jerk

Yes thank you (:

WHAT?

Ok, as soon as you cheat, you have no say in ANYTHING ever. And most girls are gonna go with her.

Basically, it means once you've cheated she can do whatever she wants. And WHA IS WITH GUYS AND NOT KNOWING THAT FLIRTING IS CHEATING!?

thats the dumbest thing i have EVER heard

Shush, grown ups are talking

because we are not the relationship kind sometimes

THAT DOESNT MATTER. If you cant keep your hands and eyes and lips to thyself, you're not ready for any type of gf.

I DONT EVEN HAVE A SISTER YA NUB

Your point is?

Oooo big roast. Had to go big brain for that one didn't ya

i am a grown up!!!

Well you're acting like a 5 year old

my point is, how do i kiss my sister, IF I DONT HAVE ONE????????????????

Hey man, you hillbillies have ways

i can....

how? explain H.O.W.

1)you're OBVIOUSLY not ready for a gf 2) you're using a guilt trip and manipulation to get your way 3) you have taken what seems like a nice, strong girl and hurt her. 4) you immediately went to other girls like "oh she hurt me" 5) YOU'RE WHINING. I have more if needed

im not a hillbilly, you have the wrong definition for me

Really, then what is the right one.

WELL CAN YOU HELP ME BE BETTER????????????????????/

Me?

daredevil

AHAHA who whimpers?

yes!!!

why would I help you!?

YOU MADE ME MISS A GOOD SONG! Jerk

i did not

...

Yes you did.

its part of a roleplay ye nub

Ok there buddy

because... i REALLY need relationship help, BADLY

Clearly.

No, I'm not gonna help you. You don't deserve my time or hers.

yeah, sure

Mmk

stop

And btw we are not telling you to hurt yourself. Don't do that! And if you feel like you should, talk to someone (an ADULT )

i just am losing friends to her right now...

Stop what?

stop trying to insult me 'honey'

Well, I mean... You don't cheat on people ok?

i know, it was wrong, and im sorry for it....

why not?

Oh I'm not even trying yet dear

stop calling me that

Ok idiot

stop calling me THAT too

Cause you're a jerk! Your just gonna waste our time

Tell HER that. And she doesn't have to take you back btw. You hurt her

ok, please dont hate me...

no i wont, why does everyone think im a waste of time?

BULL I CALL BULL!!!

yeah, you're one to be talking. *crosses arms miserably and turns around*

AHAHAHAHA!!!! 1)wimp 2) that doesn't work on me. You can pout as much as you want. You're only entertaining yourself

i hate my life, guess ill go kill myself now

Yup

I don't HATE you. I don't hate anyone. I'm just disappointed.... And all of a sudden I'm a 30-year-old mother.

yeah, i guess... friends???

Ok 1)not funny 2) don't talk abt that to me 3) that's manipulative and narcissistic. 4) that's the crap my dad did when he beat my mom so that_baseball_girl pls don't fall for this crap. Because that's just what it is CRAP

wait what? your dad....

Yes I know that this is all crap I wont (:

Yea, my first dad beat my mom. My second dad SHOT HIMSELF. So honey what you say doesn't get to me. It's just immature

i dont care, i feel bad for you... but at the same time i hate myself...

Good! You should rn. If that was my character I would hate myself too! Because it's wrong!

I DIDNT MEAN TO

Bullcrap you so meant too and she's better off without you!

sure, sure

I'm only staying bc I find this fun!

because you hate me

Yep, but I don't news to prove anything to you. No one does you're not worth it.

go away, leave me alone

Yeah, that too. But I find this fun, I'm bored and haven't had a good argument since last year. And you're a jerk, so why not

IM NOT A JERK, I THOUGHT WE COULD BE FRIENDS BUT NOOOO, MURPHY'S LAW I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Ok, have fun wallowing

wallowing? whats that?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 have fun being alone.

i will, because i like drag cars and ill sit in loneliness doing the thing i like the most... being a mechanic

I meant in life, but ok

yup, sure 'HONEY'

Why not. Idc

cool

Because you're a cheater.

i didnt mean to be!!!

Either you are the epitome of stupid or you're lying. (Neither one is attractive btw)

That_baseball_girl is to me!!!

*dramatic gasp* WHAT?

Are you even alive?

yas, but i have no soul...