Irish Pub Song

WELL, THOU ART WALKING THROUGH A MUNICIPALITY ALLEY, THOU COULDST BE WITHIN SOUTH AMERICA, AND THOU HEAREST A FARAWAY CALLING AND THOU KNOWEST IT IS MEANT FOR THEE; AND THEN THOU DROPPEST WHAT THOU WERT DOING AND THOU JOINEST THE HAPPY CREW, AND BEFORE THOU KNOWEST EXACTLY WHERE THOU ART, THOU ART WITHIN A HIBERNIAN BAR