CONSEQUENTLY I CALLED UP THE QUARTERMASTER. I DID SAYETH, 'BRINGEST ME MINE BEER THANK YOU.' BUT HE DID SAYETH: 'WE HATH NOT HAD THAT ZEITGEIST HERE SINCE ANNO DOMINI 1969.'; AND YET THOSE VOICES SHOUTETH FROM FAR AWAY. WAKETH THEE UP DURING THE NIGHT SIMPLY TO HEAR THEM SAYETH; 'WELCOME TO HOTEL CALIFORNIA.'