I'm sorry I know you can't Alabama but I just saw this joke on YouTube and couldn't resist-

Why?

I know this a joke but lemme tell ye somethin
you smash my cousin and i’ll smash your skull ok

I mean-
It's already happened-

*Gets my metal hammer*

OH GOD NO PLEASE IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME FROM NOW-

Dang it you're right-

Wait so that’d mean mono is on.... right??

...

....... yes It DOES doesn’t it

I'm... sorry...

Why tho

...

Spill the beans

This is just a joke... for something that happened a long time ago....

Ummm so she doesn’t hate me

She doesn't. She loves you, a lot, okay?

Oh well than how come she didn’t say happy birthday to me

She's just... not here, right now. Okay?

Of course she isn’t

She’s always not on when I am

She can't even be on right now, silly...

Oh...

Anyway, happy birthday.

Thanks!

Make sure you grow up to be a good person, okay?

I already do cuz my dad is strict

But you have to have the commitment yourself.

I know

Do you?

Yes I do

Hehe

Well this pet raven won't be having their tea time XD

Lol
You can have your tea :)

That would take some time for me to get it. And Monika's high on acid XD

Oh God-

Exactly.

That's a nightmare-

And I still have that nightmare still in my mind...

Not sure....
The belly could be a bit more rounded?

Nah. It shouldn't. It should look a bit like this.

Ohhhh

Ohhhh
Maybe... The legs could be a bit longer?

'-'
Ach.
Forget it.

I'm sorry I'm stupid-

Ach. Yer no stupid

Ya sure? I feel stupid

I'm sure as I can be

I love it so much.
(that's alright)

(Yep....?) XD good.

Ha, thanks, Vik

Yer most welcome.

You're a good friend.

I know I am. I put others first than myself. Despite my many imperfections, I'd rather help someone out than helping myaelf.

Yeah, yeah, I'm just tired already looking at all the work I have to do... Um... also a little point depression, I guess...

Oof

Hehe

Welp

Then I'll help you back!

That's what friends do, ey?

Why do young imgflippers take so long to upvote? UGH! It's like the comment upvote button is the coronavirus or something!

Maybe they don't wanna?

Hehe, yeah!

Welp-
I have homework and I'm procrastinating-

Oof.

Aw, don't worry about it. Just because I have Chinese heritage doesn't mean I have Corona!

I'm no saying that ya have it... It's just... It's best to be safe than sorry.

Well I mean it IS due on Friday...
But then again, I have a lot due on Friday...

So... Ya do that

Blep, don't worry, I'll wash my hands if that's what you want

Well... I mean... I'm no the touchy feely type anyways so.....

Yeah...

They might now shut all the school in Scotland and Wales on Friday for me.

O-oh.. sorry...

It's ok...

Ohhhh
Well my school has already shut down, so I'm working from home

Oh

Oh, then that's okay for you too!

Um, off-topic thing, but my grandma just came home with a bottle of hand sanitizer

Ironically my mum made some herself XD

Oh, really? That's cool! Does it work?

Idk tbh XD I made the label on it say Active wateR

Oh...

I'd high five ye but... Ye know. Corona.

Yeah....
Damn it Monika!
Why. You. No. Leave. My. Mind!?

XD
Stay back germs! I have Active Water!

XD It's litterally writen as Active wateR. I'd show ya.

Yeah....
It's like a holiday, but with the stress of homework

Oof

I mean, it's fine, I guess. My basketball club is closed too

Oof

I dunno.
Because she's hot-?

Wha~
Do I need to doubt bone claw slap ye?

*sigh*

Ye okay?

No I'm sorry-

Good.

:D

Does this look messed up to ya because to me it does.

Lol, you wanna show me?

Yes. (I'm still in school so... Yeah...)

Ye

Welp...