You look so much like a rotten banana that albert einstein could not tell you were not a rotten banana. when you were in the supermarket people noticed how horrible you smell, then as they smelled you they melted into a puddle. then you looked in a mirror and it shattered then started burning. satan looked at you and turned to ash. I hope you step on a lego while going to the toilet at 2 am. you stinky pile of rotten banana peels. I could call you a trash berry, Because you are a banana and a banana is a berry and you are trash. I hope you twist your ankle and fall down the stairs onto a pile of broken glass you pile of smelly garbage. you smell and look so much like a rotten banana peel that you got thrown into the trash and put in the dumpster, Just kidding you already live in the dumpster you steaming pile of trashy rotten banana peels covered in flies. you like eating a moldy banana peel sandwich covered in vomit and garbage, Just kidding you are the moldy banana peel sandwich you smelly sand-trash. you smell so bad that not even a dung bug would go within 2 miles of you. if you try to find a girlfriend the only thing they would want in between you and her is a 50 meter thick wall armed with guns pointed at your head you garbage magnet. when you took a selfie, your phone snapped in half you big banana peel made out of garbage from inside the worst smelling dumpster in the whole universe, you yellow toilet made out of moldy trashy banana peels that smell so bad everyone in a 5000 light-year radius melts into a puddle and dies.
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