THIS DOES NOT EVEN DESERVE AN INTRODUCTION... BECAUSE THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS. THE MAP I PUBLISHED OF MEROPIS A FEW MONTHS AGO, EVERYONE ON THE EGGNET...MY DAUGHTER AND MY WIFE ARE ANGRY AT ME! THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT! IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A-BOUT MEROPIS! OFF! THE! EGGNET! I'LL SEND IN DETECTIVES! I'LL SEND IN THE CITY GUARD! I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!