Can't relate :p

Really?

I can't say.

...

Why are you so shocked?

Non-performance?

Nope (plus I was kidding)

How many girls you f**ked?

Who am I Rapey McRaperson who the hell asks that?

Sorry bro. Chill.

I'm not mad.

Wait, really? You did the measurements?

What?

Oh nice. Want to tell to your girl?

Ohh, gotcha. We do you like? What’s her name? Could I see the picture

Mm. I get it. That’s sad.

Same here.

Never dated.

Oh-

What do you mean?

Exactly.

And yeah, I also mean the boys too

My school is the opposite, everyone is cute

What the hell?

At my school there’s only a few good people

WTF
GAYYYYYY

Aye.

Lolz

Welcome back MWO. Sorry.

What's MWO?

You know that Trooper06 is gone.

Main Warrent Officer. Right below the rank Chief Warrent Officer. We call you Ma’am not MWO if someone is a rank under you.

Oh okay
Does that mean I'm a trooper again

if you want to get laid, crawl up a chickens ass and wait!!! LOLOLOLOL

Lol

lol

Tooper05! This gut won't stop (hopefully this is the right Trooper)!! Flipper_dude is now telling me this:

Whoops, he deleted it! Here, let me give you a different one.

https://imgflip.com/i/3shrec

Okay, I’ll send T09 or T06 over if possible...

>:)

Can't Relate. Probably cuz im a girl.

Really?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

Yes.

VEZ

i cant relate

Big pee?

yes

Tiny pee?

no

No pee?

no

Mega pee?

YEA BITCH

WHOO! He got mega pee?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay, this is cringe. Let’s not.

yeah, good idea

you're Ememeon's son right?

Yeah, she’s pending me on being her husband

how does that work?

She's interested in 3 people. Me and others

ah, BULLSHIT

When I heard T01 is not in the three of them. I was confused

Oh-

people cant hide secrets from me very long, i know anything and everything that i want to know

nice telling me....

...

i already knew who she liked anyways, and i knew it wasnt me...