If you think about it, firetrucks are really watertrucks.
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1 up, 5y
WELL I NEEDED SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH F AND ENDS WITH CK.
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F**k.
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2 ups, 5y
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1 up, 5y,
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*gets out five foot ruler*
You wanna finish that sentence there, buckaroo?
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Now, look at him. His tongue looks like Godzillas dick. He has a mouth inside of a f**king mouth. He looks like a party city reject. His fingers look like fireworks you would get at Dollar general. I'm being kind if I call him a dumpster (there finished the damn sentence).
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*taps ruler against the palm of my hand menacingly and walks towards you*
Oh, you just bought yourself a free ruler anal exam, you asshole.
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It seems a little... Pornographic.
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ThEn dOn'T SaY tHAt ShiT AbOUt ThE fLUFfeR bOi
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Ok. Can I at least close my eyes and count to 10 at least?
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, *deep breath* ok insert it.