I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DID IT! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MONEY I HAVE PLENTY! WHAT I DO HAVE IS A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS, SKILLS I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER A VERY LONG CAREER. SKILLS THAT MAKE ME A NIGHTMARE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU! IF YOU PUT THE TOILET PAPER BACK IT WILL END! I WILL NOT LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL NOT PURSUE YOU. IF YOU DON'T; I WILL LOOK FOR YOU! I WILL FIND YOU! AND I WILL RUB MY POOP STAINED TIGHTY WHITEY'S IN YOUR FACE! OH AND THEN I WILL KILL YOU. DON'T WORRY! I WILL SANITIZE MY HANDS FIRST.
