Bored

Hello.

*salutes* There you are.

*salute*

T09, you’ve been ranked upper class. You are now a Commission Officer.

*salutes*

FOCUS!

Report to T05

T09, please hold. Calling others.

Same.

yes.

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Cool.

Yeah.

Trooper05 is our squadron leader now

Okay. I think I'm just about the only person anymore who isn't a Trooper.

Do NOT change your name to a trooper. Don't

for real don't

Why not?

because your username is unique and cool.

*changes username to Trooper666*

Don't I'm not joking. Don't.

*changes to Trooper69*

im not either

i k n o w t h a t

how do i become a Trooper?

I’ll get you set up.

nice, nice baby

...

im not calling you baby, i just added a 'n' in front of each of the 'ice'

lol

how?

idk talk to T05 he's our leader

ooooooooooook

Trooper02 reporting in

T02, you have a new rank.

I do?

Yep.

Sweet. What we got. Also, how’s caronavirus break for ya?

Fine. You?

Anyways, you are promoted to be a 2nd class Corporal Private

Good. Hopefully we don’t have to do online school

Nah. We don’t. We have a two week spring break

Kinda like winter break

*salutes*

Hi bored!

Hello

Same.
I know what to do

What?

We’re calling a meeting. All active Troopers.

Sir yes Sir! *salutes and hits signal button*

Tell them to report too.

Yes sir.

Okay, we’ll wait. Tell him to expedite.

I called T02

Okay, send him here.

I did. FlamingBTD5 won't stop and keeps telling me to call him. Do you think I should?

No, I’ll do it.

nvm its the suicide hotline

Don't call it

Okay.

I know.

I didn't read the number and just went back and realized it was the hotline lol

I called it. Oops

crud

Yeah. Sucks.

What did they say to you?

I dunno, it was welcome to the suicide hotline

lol did you hang up

Yep. Sucked,

I did. T09 is here.

Please get T09 to focus. He’s not acknowledging.

Yes sir.

T02 is online and active. Get him here

Yes sir

T09 is AWOL I think he's offline sir.

Okay, report T02

Yes Sir

What is he drinking to not being focused? Dumb f**k juice? We need to get him focusing!

He needs to be snappy. Responding fast.

Yes sir. He might be offline. I'll check on him.

Thank you Col.

Flamingbtsd keeps telling me to kill myself and posting spam...

Okay, send me the link. Call any Troopers to come with me.

https://imgflip.com/i/3qto3k

sry it took me a second to find it

It’s fine. Report him with me when T09 comes back.

There we go T02's here

Okay.

Are you still online?

Yep. Talking with CAKennyPlaysYT

Ok. I unfeatured a page of Flaming BTD5's memes in the memes overload stream and threatened to do more so he stopped.

Yep. I see that.

Ok. Thanks bro

Tell me when you need an assist

Yes sir.

*salutes*

*salutes back*

Which state do you live in?

Colorado, right in the middle...

The state with the only Air Force academy

Nice.

Cool. Look at this but don't say anything. https://imgflip.com/i/3soopl?nerp=1584327536#com4273670

Damn bro. Stay away

https://i.imgflip.com/1s2ros.gif No one likes his little hands...

Ohhhhh online

And real life.

And dude, did you know that I actually shot from a M110?

? Don't get the Trump one

Mhm.

?

Nothin’

Ememeon almost got banged

By who? Wtf?

CAkennyPlaysYT

Oh, and what rifle do you use in the Trooper.

I’ll use the G18 pistol and the M110 SASS rifle

Whatta mean real life does he live by her?

What? What do you mean?

You said "and real life"

idk

Nice.

I haven't shot one of those but my dad has tons of guns in the states.

I love shooting guns. What time is it there?

9:15 PM

Nice! What kind?

All sorts. My favorite pistol is either a 9mil or a 22 but the 9mil kicks back hard. Rifle would have to be a folding 22.

Ohhh, the 9 mil. That ones sick bro