All upcoming battlebots keep their original names, I make up a personality for them. These are the first two.

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Name: Tombstone
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Personality: Destructive
Weapon: 78 pound bar spinning at 200 mph
Likes: Destruction, crowded places, digging into the ground
Dislikes: Cleanliness, dull weapons, too much quiet

Ah, yes, the robots have G E N D E R S

Yes, it's N O R M A L

And there's a lot more coming...

Oh dear-

Me: Okay, calm down buddy
Tombstone: No... no I don't think I will.

Yes

Me: Don't get him riled up...
Tombstone: *angers in battlebot*

((Me: Yes yes yes yes))

((Tombstone: *fires up blade*))

((Me: *shoves Sicarius forward* Fight!))

((Tombstone: COME AT MEEEEEEEEE))

((Sic: *gets out dagger*))

((Tombstone: *gets blade to hit full speed* You can't stab me. I'M PURE STEEL!))

((Sic: *sets dagger on fire* Shall I test that theory?))

((Tombstone: HAH! I wanna see you.))

((Sic: What? Can't see me already?))

((Tombstone: Me not see you? I already cut your foot open.))

((Sic: *looks down and sees bleeding foot* *screams*))

((Tombstone: *laughs maniacally*))

((Sic: Mmm...))

((Tombstone: Ok, you're up.))

Sicarius: Are you challenging me?
Taboo: Um...

Tombstone: DO YOU STILL WANT LEGS?!
Me: Back it up, buddy...

((I actually started coughing from laughing, lol))

((Tombstone: YoU lAuGh At My PoWeR?!))

((Tombstone is also some titanium))

((Yeah, that too.))

((Sic: *picks up robot* YEET *yeets robot across room*))

((Tombstone: ... I'm 250 pounds.))

you know it weighs like 250lbs?

((oof, I didn't know))

((These are from the show. The names and weight and weapons are accurate. If you don't know the show, you'd like it.))

((Oof))

((Ok, moving on...))

((E))

((Tombstone: Sooo... are ya gonna go?))

((Sic: Yes. *leaves room*))

((Tombstone: Well then... Easy win for me!))

And A G E S

T09, report. We’ve got a problem.

What's wrong?

We’ve got code red. I’ll send link.

*hands over MK11 rifle*

Who or what is it? I need details.

https://imgflip.com/i/3skyl8?nerp=1584315800#com4271179

Go here. Nova gave us links. Tell him to stop, I’ve got your back. 10-8 code 3

T09, please stop all your actions and come to one of my image on the stream.

Um, ok...

Please acknowledge and expedite your report.

Can I have the link please?

Nevermind. lets talk here. You are given a rank...

Go on...

Your rank in this squadron requires duty and training. You now are 1st class in he squadron

Congrats...

Thank you.

This trooper stuff is more complicated than I thought.

Please salute. You are given a badge. Your honor in the 912 squadrons will be given now

Ok. *salutes*