ONE TIME I REMEMBER GOING BEHIND KFC'S GRILL AND HEARD A GUY SAY,"IF YOU SUCK MY DICK I WILL GIVE YOU A MEGA CHARIZARD." I HEARD A "YES", AND THEN A LOT OF MOANING. I REMEMBER LOOKING AND SEEING A HAIRY DICK IN A GUYS MOUTH AND A LOT OF CAKE FROSTING ON THE FLOOR. I WAITED UNTIL THEY WERE DONE, WATCHING OF COURSE, AND THEN I CAME AND LICKED IT OFF THE FLOOR. BEST CAKE FROSTING EVER! THEN I TOLD MY MOM TO HAVE MY BIRTHDAY AT KFC. WE DID, AND THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T HAVE CAKE, SO I TOLD MY MOM, WHO SUED KFC. MY MOM NOW OWNS KFC AND WE ARE BILLIONAIRES. JK THE JUDGE SAID HE DIDN'T BELIEVE A CHILD SAW THAT, AND I SHOULD SEE A COUNSELOR. WE LOST ALL OF OUR MONEY, AND LIVE IN A BOX ON THE SIDE OF MOROA. THEN I WENT TO JAIL FOR STEALING A GUYS MEGA CHARIZARD, AND I THOUGHT I REMEMBERED HIS FACE. THEN I SAW DRIED CAKE FROSTING ON THE SIDE OF HIS FACE. OMG I REMEMBER THE TASTE! I TOOK IT OFF HIS BEARD AND ATE IT.I WAS SO HAPPY TO HAVE IT AGAIN, I ASKED HIM WHERE HE GOT IT. I NOW KNOW WHAT WENT DOWN, AND OWN A GREAT CAKE SHOP CALLED "CUMM AND GET IT," WITH A STRIP CLUB IN THE BASEMENT.
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