khan

but...why?

i know i am

i know you are but what am i?

you are a lonely man that i call my son

lol. so many people are like why do you call him your dad.

well, they are retarded

OOF

like you

i will tell mom that.

NOOOOOOO

YESSS

if you do.... i will boot you out this family, an assassinate you

I already found out that u called him retarded

uh oh, it was a joke *lies*

WHAT IS THIS "FAMILY"

Too late Asian_at_heart already told me

NOOO

YUP

uh, oh, what are you gonna do to me? *sighs*

Keeping order...

Too late

too late what?

HEHEHHEHEH

NOOO

Idk

ok, PHEW

uhhhhhhh, ok i won't tell

good

HEHEHE

why are you laughing?

HEHEHE

stop laughing, it isnt that funny

YES IT IS> HEHHEHEHEH

nope

wait until mom comes on then it will be funny

ok

YES

no

did you get the message from mom?

no

What message?

HHEHEHEHEH

no

cause mom made a funny meme about pi day... HEHEHHEHE

ah, yeah i saw it

sorry dad, you are just bullying me

i know, im sorry

it ok FAT HER. or father

your calling your mom fat?

NO, it is a space between father. FAT HER=FATHER

shut up

i didn't though

yes you DID

sorry FATHER

dont do it again

HEHEHE, mom will know hit you cause you said shut up and that is a bad word

and i will tell her you called her fat

it is a space between father!

no you called her fat, quit lying

it's funny right,HEHEHEHHEHEH

sure

HEHEHEHHEHE, it is

I already am (:

YES

(:

i dunno about it being that funny

At least a little

eh, debatable

nah, not really

stop it with the cute cat face!

you have to beat up dad for calling me retarded

is it supposed to be funny?

you were going to hurt me?

IT IS... just wait and see. HEHEHEHEHEEHE

Am I missing something?

yeah ok

Not physically

Asian_At_Heart said you were gonna beat me up

Meh

you're not going to?

It's not supposed to be a cute cat, its suppose to be like "really man?"

oh, i love you *picks her up and kisses her*

Same

same? so you wont kiss back? i see how it is

Eh idk

i love you babe *kisses her slowly*

*sigh* idk

stop sighing please

Same *does the same*

its not the same anymore...

*sigh* noice

why dont you act the same as you used to?

*sigh* bit I cant

*but

bit? why what is wrong?

Idk

i dont get the same vibe around you that i used to

*sigh* because I ment but ( I can sense jokes forming)

wdym?

*sigh* nvm

i love you *rests my head on hers and looks her in her eyes*

*sigh* cool

why do i have the feeling you wanna break up?

*sighs* check tour notifications

what about it?

OH SHT DAD KNOWS

no dip sherlock

*angrily sighs*

what? *whimpers*

*sigh* idk

you do dont you? *stands there questioningly*

Tbh, I don't need this drama rn

ok, if you need help im here for you

*sigh* so what were you saying?

if you need help with anything, im here for you *grabs both of her hands and looks her in her eyes*

*sigh* before that

before what?

*sighs* before what you were saying

nvm, why are you sighing so much?

good, please dont

Damn bro. It’s only been 2 weeks dating...

she said she 'doesnt need this drama right now'

But she’s making the drama

yeah....

I am talking.DUh

Where the link?

YOU WONT STOP FRIGGIN COMMENTING ME

don't respond then. DUH

I wont

mom, belive's me.

sure

that is not my icon

because you changed it ye nub

i di not

LIAR, I LITERALLY HAD YOUR PROFILE UNFRESHED WITH THAT RAINBOW ICON, THEN I REFRESHED IT AND IT CHANGED TO THE LOL ONE

so me the link to the comment then doof

heh? what? you have bad language

you are such a liar dad

look at who is talking

show me the link to the comment then. DOOF

BET LET ME GO GET IT

OK GET IT