HOW DO YOU MEASURE THE HEAVINESS OF A RED HOT CHILI PEPPER?
GIVE IT A WEIGH, GIVE IT A WEIGH, GIVE IT A WEIGH NOW. WHY DO MALE, MEXICANS GET BETTER JOBS OUT OF COLLEGE?
BECAUSE THEY CAN APPLY FOR SEÑOR POSITIONS. WHY DO COWS HAVE HOOVES INSTEAD OF FEET?
BECAUSE THEY'RE LACTOSE.