ANCIENT EGYPTIANS: WE LOVE ALL CATS; Us: Even the ones who have PITCH-BLACK fur and BEADY LITTLE EYES? Ancient Egyptians: Of course, we clearly said ALL cats. Why do you ask? Us: Can't you guess? ANCIENT EGYPTIANS: IT HAS TO DO WITH YOUR SILLY SUPERSTITIONS? US: I THINK I KNOW WHY THE EGYPTIAN CIV. GOT CONQUERED.
