What your instrument says about you:; I am better than you in every single way; I like to overcomplicate everything, and I'm proud of it; I'm here to support you... because I don't have a choice; I'm loud and can do many things while being loud, deal with it; I'll support you for now, but be aware I don't have to if I don't want to; I'm more specialer than the Oboe because I'm bigger and deeper! I'm just as capable as anyone else. Let me show you, pretty please? I'm special because I have TWO reeds and NO mouthpiece! See that Alto next to me? I'm not an a**hole like he is. Please trust me! I'm super SAXually attractive! Get it, like "sexual" but with SAX! I'm funny! Like, oh my God, did you hear what the flutes said Chad did to Karen? Bow before your God! I can do more than all of you combined! Like, oh my God, did you hear what Chad did to Karen? I demand you listen to me!
