⚠️⚠️NEWS ALERT!! ⚠️⚠️ WOMEN AGE 30-50 ARE MOST LIKELY TO CARRY THE CORONAVIRUS WITHOUT SYMPTOMS. BEST COURSE OF ACTION IS TO QUARANTINE THEM AWAY FROM MEN AND CHILDREN. THE NAPA WINERIES ARE THE DESIGNATED LOCAL QUARANTINE CENTERS. SEND WOMEN IMMEDIATELY. NOTE: THEIR CELL PHONES WILL BE CONFISCATED ON ARRIVAL TO PREVENT MASS HYSTERIA. NO CONTACT FOR 14 DAY QUARANTINE PERIOD.