A WARNING TO MY FELLOW PATRIOTS: US FLAGS ARE MADE FROM EXTREMELY POROUS FIBRES SO THAT THEY CONTRACT WITH THE WIND EASIER. THIS MAKES IT VERY EASY FOR THE CORONAVIRUS TO GET TRAPPED IN THESE FIBRES. THIS MEANS THAT ANY FLAG LEFT OUT WITHIN THE PAST FEW WEEKS MUST BE BURNED IN ORDER TO KILL THE PATHOGEN.
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