"I'VE GOT HAIRY LEGS THAT TURN BLOND IN THE SUN, AND THE KIDS USED TO COME UP AND REACH IN THE POOL AND RUB MY LEG DOWN SO IT WAS STRAIGHT AND THEN WATCH THE HAIR COME BACK UP AGAIN! SO I LEARNED ABOUT ROACHES, AND I LEARNED ABOUT KIDS JUMPING ON MY LAP, AND I LOVE KIDS JUMPING ON MY LAP" JOE BIDEN 2020