think you're up for a two-on-two?

RULES:
- nothing OP, as always
- you *must* bring two OCs to this battle, no more no less
- that's about it

*tucks away megamax rayterna* nothing lets me use this-
So i’ll use zyro and prisam.

Metal and Rap were lurking in the back corner of a dark alleyway, chatting about what they'd done earlier that day. Suddenly, Metal cut themselves off and pointed over Rap's shoulder. "Ey! What're those two things doin' here?" Rap turned around to see that Metal was pointing at Zyro and Prisam. "They look pretty ugly, don'tcha think?" Metal whispered, and Rap nodded in agreement.

Zyro: *angery* *Turns into 50% form* ＷＨＯ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥ　ＣＡＬＬＩＮＧ　ＵＧＬＹ，
ＢＡＫＡＳ？！
Prisam: I don’t think they understand japanese yet-

Metal: "Whooooaaa! How'd you turn from ugly to downright abominable in the blink of an eye?" [laughs as they grab their axe from the coffin on their back]
Rap: "I know enough to know 'baka' means 'f**king idiot'. Looks like you got us and yourself mixed up, squishbrains."

(Prisam stira up a ball of powerful light and throws it at metal and rap while zyro splits it’s body into 500 cells to attack them from all over)

Metal: "Whoa, what the--?!" [grabs Rap's arm and leaps to the side to avoid Prisam's light ball, only to jump right into Zyro's trap] "ACK! Squishy, squish, I'll squish you all!" [spins while swinging their axe wildly]
Rap: "Ever heard of the law of conservation of ninjutsu, s**tstain?" [grabs the greatsword from the coffin on their back] "The more of you there are, the weaker each individual is!" [lunges at a mass of Zyro's cells, then takes a swing at Prisam]

(Prisam teleports out of the way)
When zyro forms together, it’s much bigger and in it’s perfect form)
(Than prisam uses the leftover light to go ultra burst form)
Both:You shouldn’t have done that.”

Metal: "...Hahaha, wow. You got even uglier. Both of you."
Rap: O_O "Metal wtf is this--"
Metal: "They're monsters, Rap! And y'know what happens to monsters?"
Rap: [stares blankly at Metal, then slowly grins, brandishing their greatsword again] "They get hunted."
Metal: "Dead on!"
[the two of them clank their weapons together and leap at Prisam and Zyro]

Zyro leaps into the air and fires a full-on core enforcer at them.

Metal: "S**T! RUN, RUN, RUN--" [grabs Rap's body and tries to dodge the Core Enforcer, but doesn't realize the Z-shaped trajectory of the blast and gets blasted to near unconsciousness] "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Zyro: now...as a defender of the ecosystem...I won’t leave a battle with anyone harmed.
Prisam: *uses heal pulse on the two*
Both: *reverts to their normal forms*
Prisam picks up zyro and flies off.

Zyro:“You give up or are you ready for more?”

Metal: "A... alright, fine... you win..." [collapses on the ground, unconscious]

Prisam slashes them both with one swipe, knocking them close to unconsciousness.

Rap: [slams hard on the ground, knocked out cold]
Metal: "RAP!!" [glares at Prisam and Zyro, breathing heavily] "Jeez... You guys are no fun..."

What about Pokémon

like I said, as long as you bring two of them to fight at once, it's fair game

(Now I just need evan and veronica to finish it all-)

Go Smeargle and charizard ((charizard being the one to megamax evolve

((I called my rayterna a megamax evolution because it’s combination of mega and eternamax.))

((I meant megagmax)) it’s a mega charizard x

Metal: [looks at Smeargle with contempt] "Hah! What do ya expect that thing to do? Smear paint all over my face? Don't make me laugh." [grabs her axe out of the coffin on her back]
Rap: "That dragon looks... a little intimidating... But it's nothing we can't handle, eh?"

Smeargle: SMEAR *i can win this battle in my sleep* use flamethrower
Charizard: flamethrower

Rap: "Of f**king course the dragon breathes fire!" [grabs their greatsword from the coffin on their back and tries to stab Charizard]
Metal: [blocks Smeargle's Flamethrower with their axe and swings it at Smeargle itself] "Not so fast, hotshot."

Both: protect

[the weapons bounce off the Pokemon's protection]
Rap: "H-huh? The f**k just--"
Metal: "Forcefields, Rap."
Rap: "Oh."

Megagmax charizard x: fireblast.
Smeargle: fire blast

Charizard mega gmax evolve: roars now flamecharge

Rap: "OH JESUS F**K--" [tries to dodge the Flame Charge but gets burnt a little on their bandages]
Metal: "Rap, get back here!" [attacks Mega GMax Charizard with the axe]

))

So you wanna start?

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