*COUGH COUGH*

u aint see nothing

Sure, sure. But I am Whiplash, she doesn't know shit. I won't tell her if you give me something in return.

...

What?

*sneezes*

A-a-ch-oooo

DON'T F**KIN' SNEEZE ON ME, YOU TWERP, YOU MADE MY COMPUTER ACTUALLY GLITCH!

IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Oh, pardon me Shad

uUFEHuefhFHUruhfwrUVHHRWhfgv
My. Name. Is. WHIPLASH
LEARN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T GET SMART WITH ME

what do you want in return?

Anything, really.

ill have to think about what i have to give in return... give me a few minutes to figure out what i could give

Yeah, whatever.

Ohh,

Maybe a kiss and a hug for u

...
JUST BECAUSE I'M PAN, DOES NOT MEAN THAT I'M GONNE F**K EVERY- Oh, wait, yeah it does... :1

See?

F**k you.

Why?

JEUHFEFOFE
*speaks Gibberish*

What?

HIUEHUFHDFUDHIFUHUVSKJFIFYWHEFOJCDNOKJ

...

Your drunk,

Go ho e

JUST BECAUSE I SIPPED WINE, DOES NOT MEAN I'M DRUNK

...

WTF?

*sips wine*
I AINT DRUNK NOW, AM I?

No

Your spamming

...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hold on

I don’t feel so good

Okay.

throw up on him

is there a certain thing that you would want?

I dunno.

i dunno what i can give you then, name a topic. like power, or something

Wine.

fine, ill buy you wine

I ALREADY HAVE IT

oh SH*T im a poet, that actually rhymed

?

ill buy you MORE

... Eh. In my mental world, I can have as much as I would like.

IM GONNA BUY YOU WINE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE ON STEROIDS, THE KIND THAT COMES OUT IN THE NEXT 100 YEARS

Haha... *sips wine*

you want that wine?

*shrugs*

ill buy you wine that makes you turn into a rocket ship

I don't wanna be one, thoooouuuuugh.

ill buy you a black hole

WhY wOuLd I wANt tHaT?

so you can destroy sh*t

WHY WOULD I WANT TO DESTROY SHIT? WHY NOT OTHER STUFF?

what do you want me to get you then? a motorcycle? a car? a aircraft carrier? a tank? a jet? food? a submarine?

Teach me how to tie a rope.

your serious?

Yeah, sure.

ok, i guess

Good, good.

Oh... perfect... Thank you...

so you wont tell her?

No...

ok

Heh... You have no idea what you have helped me in... This is splended, I couldn't thank you more, brother... You have my trust...

Fair enough

ok

could you also help me with, making her like me?

Why would you want to like her when she'll be dead soon anyway?

if you kill her, you kill yourself because you are inside her

I know... That's the deal... Now hush...

Ash: I’m out last time I went against whiplash he left because he was bored soooooo.............

Ash: no not completely

i refuse to let you kill her... i love her, you will not do it...

I've already killed two... You think I can't kill the own mind I live in? Try me...

First of its wooloo second ash and I can try

Ash is a side personality

Ash: soooooooooo... I was told someone needs me

hold up what?

You think I asked on how to tie a rope for no reason...? Ha, fool... I only have two goals in life... if one doesn't work out... I will resort to my other...

so, why cant you just let me separate you from her body and let you become a real person so you can kill yourself instead of her?

Impossible. Besides, those aren't my exact intentions...

You’ve killed two who

None of your business...

Elite, i need your help. he is trying to kill Ememeon!!! i love Ememeon, i need your help to stop Whiplash

ah, my second personality is the Cosmic Ghost Rider

yes to stop Whiplash from killing Ememeon

so you are useless in this situation...

WELL THAN STOP HIM

please dont kill her... i will do ANYTHING fr you not to do it

I really don't care...

for*

do you know something funny? *laughs*

What?

that picture was a fishing knot, it doesnt work for killing people!!! *laughs so hard*

How would you know...?

because i have tried it before...

Well, maybe it will be different for her..

nope it wont work, especially after i deleted the picture

I already saved it on my computer... I think ahead... You don't know how my mind words... Haven't you noticed how I've been the main more...? I've held the others back so I'm the only one she acknowledges anymore... They told me to stop... to make her happier... And Solo, he always made her sad... So, you know what I did? I distracted her... Then I killed him... Aren't I smart...? Now, once the others are gone, it'll just be her and I and then, I can push her to kill herself...

Crash: whiplash you need to stop

I don't need to... Besides, I'm not gonna do anything YET.

*fire still burns infinitely*

Crash: I’m here

who is crash?

Crash is a bread of all legendary and mythical Pokémon

*skin on face starts melting off* https://i.imgflip.com/1b5447.gif

ah

So he’s like op

He can learn any move

*stands up as a skeleton on fire in leather clothes*

Here let me feed the flames *uses flamethrower*

Cosmic Ghost Rider: less talk more action *pulls out a flaming chain*

Cosmic Ghost Rider: LESS TALK MORE ACTION

Cool down

*uses hydro pump*

Cosmic Ghost Rider: Your flamethrower cant feed my flames... its Hellfire, the only fire that i can make, aka the most deadly fire in existence

you will not do that... *The Cosmic Ghost Rider urging to come out*

HAHHAHHAHAHA! YOU THINK YOU'LL ACTUALLY STOP ME?! I HAVE THE MOST POWER... I CAN'T BE STOPPED!

oh you dont know what power i gave him before... *laughs evilly* i gave him more power than the Universe itself has... *laughs so evilly that the walls try to shatter to millions of pieces*

Listen here, this is just the internet... I can just block you and you would never know.

what if i told you... I have about 100 alternate accounts?

Wow, good job!

is that supposed to be sarcasm?

Yeah, of course.

ill do anything for yo not to do this...

Eh.

you*