My real name? Matt

Hello Matt. I’m Ryan...

I know :)

Ah. Sorry, forgot that I told you.

Vibin’?

Yeah. I'm a good dawg. You?

Fine bro. Chilling out in the ghetto

You live in the ghetto? Cool, bro.

Yeah man. Smoke 3 packs a day .

Weed is bomb bro.r

Yeah.

Tobacco is shit though

True bro. We talkin’ sketch here bro, sketch. Straight up f**kin sketch

I have the suicide hotline number in my contacts as "daddy"

Shad.

DO YOU NEED HELP THERE, ARRRGH TIME TO FINISH THIS
*Knocks out whiplash*

Me: YES, THANK YOU!
Whiplash: *is knocked out*
Me: *looks at chains and struggles* Help...?

No..you don’t need help....
𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶.....
𝙊𝙧 𝙖 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙚......𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚

Me: ... F**K!

𝗠𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲....𝗶𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆...
“I think you just woke up from a nightmare..”
darkarai:*laughs*
Me: 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁

Me: E.

well-I shouldn’t have let darkarai near you...what happened in this dream?

Me: Whiplash f**ked me...

Me: HMM..is that why there’s a dead boi on the floor?

Me: Wha-

Me: Hah! Jk! it’s just.......maybe it IS a dead body-
DD: ....leave me alone....i’m trying to be dead....
Me: oh, sorry

Me: Am I dead?

me: no, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂.....

Me:

𝗛𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗵....
*grabs your arm and sends you to hell*

Me:

welllcome to hell! we have many things here such as a hell park and hotel of linux!

Me: Oh, nice.

yes Veerrrrry nice!

Me:

Yep, hey...

Hm?

...

So,

Talk with him?

Whiplash took over because I was getting stressed and he was getting pissed

*gives three hot dogs*

Here Whiplash

I triple dog dare you to eat this

Whiplash: Fair enough. *eats hot dogs*

Okay

Vibin’ dude?

Yeah. What were the hot dogs for?
*eats chip*

Ah. Well, don’t want get into a gender sketch thing

Goodman it

Another boner! I easily get boners when talking to someone with opposing gender

Okay

Let’s stop

Me: *clears throat* Let us talk about genders! I said I'm a rebel. *winks*
Whiplash: ...

I dunno. Feeding you.

Thanks. *sips wine and eats chip*

Here

*throws P1a pistol*

You can eat it or shoot it at Shad again

Tell here to get over here

*points at Shad*

No

I’m asking Ememeon

Whiplash:
Me: Um... I know what it is... I won't go into detail, unless you need me to, which I don't see why, but it is just another word for an erection...

Ah. Okay.

Me: Oh, okay...
Whiplash: *slowly consumes chip*

Hold on Shad. Explain what a boner is if you want to talk about gender. Give details

I’m going to gone for a few minutes

Me: Ah... UMM... R-Really? ... UMM...
*sweats nervously*
I can legit go into full detail if need be, but I'm only gonna do it if you're online so then I can delete the comment, cause, you know.
Whiplash: *crunches chip*

Okay

Go for it

Is ThaT EnOUgH?

IS IT ENOUGH, DON'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE

BOI

EEEEE

TROOPER

...

Good enough

OkAy. ImMa DelETe tHat AlL NoW.

Okay

Chill

Okay.

Now talk about your gender. How the thing bust in, you know, yeah

What?

What girls do, things that bust in your, yeah,

We breathe.

Ash: *steals all ofz chips and eats them*

Okay,

*takes out G18*

*aims*

This is an automatic pistol

((WhO aRe yoU aImING aT?))
Whiplash: Noice.
Me: Um... *starts sweating*

Yeah, sorry.

People always boner for no reason

They get all dirty, but I don’t mind

Lol.
Whiplash: *chip time stops* Well.... you're not wrong.

Pull the trigger at Shad than, if you want her to die

Whiplash: *chuckles*
Me: WHIPLASH...
Whiplash: *pulls trigger*

You know what

I’ll spare her

*aims at the bullet approaching shad*

*hits whiplashes bullet in another direction *

*aims at whiplash*

Me: Aw, come on, I kind of WANT to die here. *snorts and crosses arms*
Whiplash: *rolls eyes*

Fine

*aims at shad*

*walks forward and puts her in the Fidel position*

*pulls trigger*

*throws a bag of chips to whiplash*

Me: *gives thumbs up and smiles* Thanks. *ded*
Whiplash: *happiness noise*

*starts crying*

What have I done...

*sniffs*

Whiplash, your coming with her

*turns on automatic on G18*

Take good care

Whiplash: *shrugs* *eats chips*

*kills whiplash*

*shoots myself in the head*

*falls to ground*

Whiplash: *ded*

Me: *ded*

Everyone else:
/IN HELL/
Me: OH COME ON, I'M ALIVE AGAIN?! AAAAAAAAAAA!
Whiplash: WHERE'S ME F**KIN CHIPS NOW?!

*throws another bag*

Here

*throws a dark link plushie*

Whiplash: Yaaaaaaaaaaas! *eats chips*
Me: *squeals and hugs plushie* Hell isn't all that bad!

True.

*throws life size dark link cardboard*

*throws a box of chips*

We’re at the best level of hell

No working our ass off

Me: HELL YES! PUN INTENDED!
Whiplash: This is a heaven in Hell!

Exactly

https://i.imgflip.com/3r3911.gif

OH MY GOSH, HE'S SO FRICKIN ADORABLE!!!! :D

Does it make you squeal ?

That's what he said.

Haha! Nice try.

Doesn’t give me a boner

Well, you're not gay, so.

What do you mean? You know what a boner is? Explain, bet you won’t know...

Whiplash: I'M A DUDE, OF COURSE I F**KIN KNOW WHAT IT IS!

Ash: *takes all of the chips in the world eats half deystroys half*

No no.

Oh, okay... WE LITERALLY INHALE OXYGEN

Welcome to hell, shad. You’re more of a demon than you were before now!

I was always a demon. *sticks out tongue playfully*

Perhaps you’d like a hotel to stay at?

Sure.

*grins evily* Good...

Hazbin Hotel?

Pretty simi-
Tre: WOULD YOU LIKE A
Me:*pushes him* I know you work for the demon of blue but don’t act like that to me!

Okay then. *sips tea*

I just had to make this:

*continues whipping*

AHHHHHH!!!

Whiplash: *screaming intensifies* WHY?!

Where a fluid busts in your body? I heard that from a friend

Wha-

Never mind

Gotta go for a few minutes

Okay...

Let’s talk about Whip

Whiplash:

*starts whipping whiplash*

*whips whiplash with lashes*

Whpah!

*continues whipping with lashes*

*whips*

Yeah Whiplash, you made out with Shad before, huh?

Whiplash: OH, HELL NAH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! HOLY F**K!

I KNOW YOU DID! YOUR HIDING THE EVIDENCE!

*whips a few more times*

Whiplash: HOW WOULD I DO THAT?! I'M JUST HER SIDE PERSONALITY!

*stops*

Oh.

Okay.

Whiplash: Buuuuuuuuuuut... Maybe I did...

Forgive me senpai

Am I your actual senpai...?
Whiplash: They're talking about ME, obviusly.

It’s an anime thing... i’m just a weeb xd

I play Yandere Simulator.

I don’t need to play yandere simulator as i’m a yandere myself!

I KNEW IT!

YOU HAD AN AFFAIR!

Whiplash: I WAS JOKING! I NEVER F**KED HER! Not yet, at least...

Not yet? Oh, okay. Than do it now. I double dog dare you

Whiplash: Why?

You said not yet, so I’d like to see you try

*chuckles*

Me: UUUUUMM... please don't...
Whiplash: I am pretty horny right now, so...
Me: OH GOD, NO

DO IT! I triple dog dare you! Do it until she’s dead!

Me: I THOUGHT WE WERE ALREADY DEAD!
Whiplash: I WILL!
Me: *screaming*

Do it!

*listens to all the moaning and other junk*

Plus! Your back again! Remember!

Me: *confused screaming*
Whiplash: WHAT MOANING? WE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING YET!
Me: NOTHING HAS TO HAPPEN!
Whiplash: YES IT DOES!

Oh.

Thought it started...

GO WHIPLASH WHIPLASH!

Me: STOP CHEERING FOR HIM!
Whiplash: No, keep it up! *grabs Ememeon*
Me: LET ME GO!

GO GO GO! RAPE HER UNTIL SHE DEAD!

Me: STOP IT NOW!
Whiplash: *kisses Ememeon*
Me: STOP! STOP! *struggles*

KEEP IT UP! KEEP IT UP!

Me: WHAT THE F**K!?
Whiplash: Exactly! Now shut up!
Me: WHY IS MY SIDE PERSONALITY TRYING TO F**K ME?! NO! AND IN PUBLIC?! GEEZ, LET ME GO, WHIP!
Whiplash: No... No, I don't think I will.
Me: *screams and struggles again*

PUT IT IN! PUT IT IN! GO GO GO!

Me: NO, NO, YOU WILL NOT, OH GOD! NO NO!
Whiplash: Sounds good...

YES! IT SHOULD FEEL GOOD, RIGHT? ANYWAYS, PUT IT IN! PUT IN IN!

Me: NO, HOW WOULD I KNOW?!
Whiplash: *pins Ememeon to wall*
Me: NO!

YES! QUICK! PUT IT IN!

Me: I'm fully clothed, so, jokes on you. *sticks out tongue*
Whiplash: For now...
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, NO, DON'T YOU F**KIN DARE!

HERE! I’LL HELP!

*takes the cloths off*

OKAY! PUT IT IN! PUT IT IN!

Me: WHAT THE F**K, GET AWAY FROM ME! *screams*
Whiplash: *pins Ememeon down*
Me: I CALL RAPE!

*takes off the cloths*

OKAY, NOW, PUT IT IN! YOUR WASTING MY TIME!

Me: NO, OH DEAR, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Whiplash: Please, stop struggling~
Me: TROOPER. HELP ME!

Okay, I’ll tell him to stop. I’m scared he will beat me. Just let him do it for 5 minutes.

Me: WHA-

JUST DO IT ALREADY WHIP! PIT IT IN!

Whiplash: IF SHE WOULD JUST STAY STILL!
Me: I WILL NOT, YOU BASTARD! GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!

*hold her still*

*locks her up in chains*

There you go!

Me:
Whiplash: Perfect~

I got knocked out! So, put it in!

Me: THEN HOW THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING?! *struggles more* I AIN'T GETTING F**KED BY MY SIDE PERSONALITY, HELL NO!
Whiplash: Please, I know you love me~
Me: NOT IN THAT WAY! JESUS CHRIST! I DON'T NEED ALL THIS KINKY SHIT HAPPENING TO ME!
Whiplash: FOR F**K'S SAKE, HELP ME OUT HERE
Me: NO, DON'T HELP THE BASTARD!

*revives*

If you don’t put it in, I’ll do it! So I’ll hold her still and you do the thumpy thumpy

Me: OH DEAR F**KING GOD, F**K F**K F**K F**K
Whiplash: Calm down~
Me: I WILL NOT, EXCUSE ME, F**K OFF YOU SON OF A BITCHES!

Okay, let’s stop...

Whiplash: Wha- Why?

Never mind

Go on

Me: *sighs*
Whiplash: Good~
Me: NO, NOT AGAIN!

I dunno

I need to get the weight off of me

Go on

*turns*

*walks away with the moaning and grunting*

Me: JESUS CHRIST!
Whiplash: Oh, okay.

Okay

*breaks chain*

I think he’s dead

I didn’t know it was that bad

I don’t want to be killed

Sorry

Me: What the Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell?!

*carries you back home*

Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU GONNA F**K ME TOO? *grunts angrily*

...

*looks at scene*

Help, all my actions are controlled by Whip!

Me: ... OH GOD!
Whiplash:

*picks up his dick and puts it in*

There...

Do the movement

Me: AAAA! WHAT THE HELL?!
Whiplash: Thanks~ *kisses*
Me: OH DEAR GOD...

START MOVING! HUMP! HUMP!

Whiplash: *starts moving*
Me: NO, STOP, F**K! HOW DID I GET HERE?! WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HIM?! *struggles and screams*

Okay, keep that movement. I gotta go. Bye Shad

Me: YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE ME LIKE THIS?! WHY?! F**K!

Sorry, trust me, I think it feels painful and good

*throws a pistol to Whiplash*

Me: WHAT THE F**K?! *screams*
Whiplash: What's this for?
Me: I DON'T WANNA KNOW!

I’m sorry, it’s gonna feel painful and good I think

*throws pistol to whiplash*

*walks away with moaning and grunting noises in the background *

Me: I'M NOT F**KING MOANING, YOU ASSHOLE!

Do you learn?
*knocks you out again*

*ded*

This thread is why I want to be blind-

Look away child! R rated comments here!

Uggh, I need to do something- oh!

What?

*gets a huge hammer and knocks you out with it*

...

*spirit goes up*

*still yelling pit it in*

*does the same to whiplash*

*whiplash dodges*

Hmm...*gets a lash*

Okay imma commit acont delet now-