Hey Modi, we have a lot in common! We can start with our mutual disdain for Muslims…; I will affirm my support for all Indians, as long as they are Hindus. But those Muslims and Christians must be silenced! Don’t worry about the Christians,Modi, especially the evangelicals. All you have to do is to tell them that you love babies, that you’ll nominate judges they like, and that you’re a friend of Israel. They’ll be your most loyal constituents. You’ll have them eating out of your hand.
