A MAN IS LYING ON THE BEACH, WEARING NOTHING BUT A CAP OVER HIS CROTCH. A WOMAN PASSING BY REMARKS, "IF YOU WERE ANY SORT OF A GENTLEMAN, YOU WOULD LIFT YOUR HAT TO A LADY."
HE REPLIES, "IF YOU WERE ANY SORT OF A SEXY LADY, THE HAT WOULD LIFT BY ITSELF."
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