I need to be able to caption this

Oi, it took about two hours to make.

*starts Boston tea party*

Well...

Let’s see and call 911

um..

What? It's true for me. This happens almost every night... especially last night was horrible with him... *sighs and sips tea*

and who is "he"? is it whiplash?

Yes.

He almost made me kill myself last night, yelling at me to kill myself... Today he made me get two knives to cut...

umm... umm... a figment of your imagination made you do this? ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALRIGHT?

NO, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M OKAY, I'M PROBABLY NOT

oh ok, glad thats sorted out *sips air*

*sips Bleach*
*sips Clorox*
*eats Tide Pod*

hey, leave some for me

*sips cyanide and slides you a glass of Bleach and another glass of Clorox along with a Tide Pod* Cheers, lad.

Yee, g'night.

See ya

I prefer AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHH, but Aaron works as well. Well, I gotta go to bed now, g'night.

*sticks up pinky* highly exquisite, is it not my dear friend Ememeon?

*does the same* Very dearly exquisite, as to the high class of the righteous nobles of the most royel of blood in these lands, dear friend AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHH

these are some good tide pods

you can call me Aaron btw

ok, good night

Oh Hell yeah.
*eats Tide Pod*

Y’all need help for reals 🙄

Inside the human mind: Ememeon.

Inside my mind:
Whiplash: *rolls eyes* So much "support".
Crazy: Cut it out! *throws empty bottle at Whiplash, hitting him the head*
Whiplash: OW! HEY!
Crazy: *sticks out tongue playfully*
Solo: You two are back at it again, huh? You know, I get forced into being the main by Whiplash, give him what he deserves, Crazy.
Crazy: *chuckles*
Whiplash: Don't give her ANY ideas Solo...
Crazy: He already did. *smirks*
Whiplash: Ight, Imma head out.
Poseer: Whiplash, you're not a clown...
Whiplash: No shit.
Poseer: You're the entire circus.
Whiplash: Wha- Why, you little-
Crazy: Woah, Whiplash, hold on. *grabs Whiplash*
Poseer: *chuckles and sips tea*

You shared your mind, so I will share mine. It’s just Molten Freddy, The Ink Demon, and Boris doing that one dance Boris does in The Dark Survival.

As Despacito plays

...

My mind is a stupid place

Naw I thinks that's cool

I have 4:
Whiplash
Crazy
Solo
Poseer

Oh, yeah! Cool!

It's not always... Trust me.

Oh. Nevermind.

*casually leaning in the corner in the Ghost Rider form watching the conversation go on*

So, we need an alternate to deal with this, not just jump to violence.

whats the plan?

For you two and your ex to all speak together and work this out WITHOUT violence. And if you need me, I can go too, but I won't join if you don't want me to.

please come

hello?

well.... you can come, you should help

Okay. Thank you. Send me the link, I have to go, but will be back in a few.

you should play this game, it gets addicting, if you go to the setting you can export a code, copy and paste it in a word document or something, to import it do the opposite, just keep updating the code! game is here: https://www.coolmathgames.com/0-idle-breakout

Okay, but what about the situation?

havent tried it yet

do you want me to?

To what?

omfg, to talk to them

I’m back on

Yeah. Sure.

can we talk at like 10pm?

Perhaps.

yes or no? because i am on now...

stop. i cant talk to her

Okay.

she said she would block me if i dont stop, and im so confused...

now i know why people dont talk to their exes

you played that game yet?

No.

your joke is better than my riddle

try it

please

im lvl 3470

on my 6th prestige

I know.

HOLD UP WHAT? ANSWER MY RIDDLE ON MY PROFILE

Pawns in a Chess game.

HOW U KNOW THAT

i know u be hacking

She blocked you, I think

i made a deal with her not to block me so, she doesnt take her word very well if she did

you read the answer earlier didnt you?

...

its true... and i am not out to kill you anymore btw

Hence the word 'I think'

At the moment she is very pissed off by you

I'm sorry...

why is she mad at me? i didnt do crap

Thank you, man.

I appreciate you being productive.

Again,

A person like you, there is plenty of fish in the sea.

depends on who i like though...

Because she thinks that you are not 'real' in the love she's having with you.

Also, did you have sex with her?

Maybe that could turn her on

no

i didnt do that, i was going to propose yesterday, but i couldnt get on

Hey man, next time you should turn your girl on by doing that.

Ememeon did that with his BF too,

yeah, ok

Well

*sigh*

She has a reason

whats the reason?

You should know that.

Plus, I’m trying to help someone not commit suicide and leave the world

who?

Oh Hell no.

what *shrugs*

...

look... i need your help

With what?

let me just say... Trooper05 stole That_baseball_girl from me

How? If it was with the roleplay... I SWEAR...

wdym?

What does that mean?

its short for: what do you mean

yes, it was with the roleplay

THAT MEANS THEY WERE ACTING, ROLEPLAYS ARE MAKE BELIEVE.

NO LIKE SHE ACTUALLY BROKE UP WITH ME FOR HIM

NO CAP

wow, no advice? your the SMART one around here

brb

ok im back, got any advice SMART one?

So it becomes your enemy?

what

Trooper05 took your friend?

no, nvm, its complicated...

Oh. Alright!

Well, how do you feel, how are you planning to act? I need more insight, I can't jump to a conclusion, as it may not be right based on how you are feeling due to the situation you have fallen into.

WOAH, WOAH, NO, NO, DON'T, HE IS MY VERY GOOD FRIEND, AND YOU WILL NOT F**KING TOUCH HIM, DO YOU HEAR ME? I WILL RELEASE WHIPLASH, DO NOT MAKE ME.

any better ideas

https://imgflip.com/i/3qyujh

i couldn't talk to him to find out who it was, he went offline

Okay,

Try when he’s back

aight

Thanks

no problem

IM MORE POWERFUL THAN WHIPLASH, HE CANT STOP ME

Trooper06

He’s at the sake of leaving the world

oh shit, you want me to help? what happened?

IS THERE ANY BETTER IDEAS?

Peace, talking it over. Just don't get aggressive. Or perhaps talk to your ex about how she feels.

no

i want action

Only verbal action. There will be nothing physical. And if you ex broke up with you, there was a reason, she thought that it was best for her. You can't just force her into a relationship she doesn't want to be in. Yet again, she shouldn't just leave you heartbroken... Hm...

true

Here,

I’ll send the link to you...

Help me figure it out

He’s beefing have hate comments on his images

Reposts are everywhere

Etc.

Those are making him pissed and beaten

i gotchu, ill look into it and try to stop it

Thank you,

no problem

fine, i wont kill him if you help me find another way