HOW TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK ON YOUR PHONE: 1: DOWNLOAD A PDF EDITOR 2: BUY A PHONE CHARGER TO USB ADAPTER 3: TRY TO EMAIL YOUR HOMEWORK TO YOUR PHONE 4: REALIZE THE SCHOOL BLOCKED IT 5: PUT THE HOMEWORK ON A USB FLASH DRIVE 6: PLUG THE USB ADAPTER INTO YOUR PHONE 7: GET IN TROUBLE FOR HAVING YOUR PHONE OUT IN CLASS 8: WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE SEMESTER TO GET YOUR PHONE BACK 9: USE THE FLASH DRIVE TO UPLOAD YOUR HOMEWORK TO YOUR PHONE 10: OPEN THE HOMEWORK IN THE PDF EDITOR 11: DO THE HOMEWORK ON THE BUS 12: UPLOAD THE COMPLETED HOMEWORK TO THE FLASH DRIVE 13: GET HOME 14: BRING THE FLASH DRIVE TO SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY 15: GET IN TROUBLE FOR HAVING YOUR CHROMEBOOK OPEN IN CLASS 16: WAIT FOR THE TEACHER TO NOTICE WHAT'S ON YOUR SCREEN 17: GET IN TROUBLE FOR TURNING IN YOUR HOMEWORK A SEMESTER LATE