IF YOU MAKE A SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL OF SOMEONE GOOGLING 'CHUCK NORRIS SURRENDERING' WHEREAFTER THEREFORE IMMEDIATELY THE COMPUTER ITSELF DOES A FULL SPIN FLYING ROUNDHOUSE CORNER-KICKING THE SEARCHER IN THE FACE, KNOCKING HER OR HIM OUT, THEN SETTLING BACK INTO PLACE AS IF IT DIDN'T JUST DO THAT, AND SEVERAL SECONDS OF MOTIONLESSNESS 'TIL THE END OF THE COMMERCIAL, EVERY ONE'S PROFITS WILL INCREASE!