*sips tea*

*sips tea*

*sIPs TeA*

*hisses demonically and sips tea*

Ahhhh!

*sips tea and chuckles*

AHHHHHH!!!

Whiplash: *gets out dagger*

*sends warning shots at Shad*

*sips soda*

Whiplash: *looks at chest* Well shit.
((Lol, I messed up the last comment so bad))

*shoves dagger even deeper*

*than pulls dagger out really fast*

*breathing gets even heavy*

*grunt* y-you shouldn’t h-have s-sip t-tea...

*demonic tea sipping*

Ah.

...

*sits back*
*sips soda*

*reclines chair to full*

*chugs soda*

*sits upside down*

*shoves can in mouth*

*gulps*

Ya know, Idontcarern on YouTube just posted a “best of Ememeon: 2020”

I know, he gave me the link.
*sips tea*

*slaps your face*

*swipes tea*

*replaces with soda*

*slaps face again*

Ow! Hey!
Whiplash: *triggered* You dare oppose me mortal.

*takes out rifle*

*cocks rifle*

*aims while slapping face again*

Whiplash: I am Whiplash, not Shad!
((Whiplash is one of my OC's/ side personality. He's over aggressive and loves fights)

*shoots at Whiplash*

*presses an unknown button *

Whiplash: *raises dagger, the bullets hitting the blade instead of himself* Nice try!

*throws grenade and does the cha-cha*

Whiplash: Oh naw...

*continues doing the cha-cha while slapping you one last time*

*stops dancing*

*starts doings renegade while grenade blows*

Whiplash: *runs*

*aims and send shots hitting you once*

*while doing a moon walk*

Whiplash: Gah! *falls over*

*runs*

*trips*

*while falling, the dagger is facing up*

*dagger stabs chest*

*blood spreads everywhere and I get weaker*

Whiplash: GOT EM'!

You s-still g-got a b-bullet in your chest

*puts head down*

*heavy breathing*

Whiplash: I don't even like tea, I just like fighting. *shrugs and ignores the fact that there is a bullet in his chest*

*takes pistol out*

*starts shooting until I ran out of ammo*

*runs out of ammunition*

W-Well...

*takes out my last grenade and flash bang*

*throws*

*pin lands on ground*

You just n-need to d-deal with t-that...

Whiplash: Okay, fair enough. *pulls out UNO reverse card* Heh... *grenade goes back to you*

*grenade ricochet off armor*

*throws 5 uno reverse cards*

Heh...
These are homemade!

Whiplash: *gets out eight UNO reverse cards* Try me!

Whiplash: Heh...

*dies*

*blood splatters everywhere*

*lungs dislocated to the stomach*

*gurgles own blood until my death*

Whiplash: Ight, Imma head out.

Whiplash: Not my problem.

Well, how’s your boyfriend Shad? Had a good Valentine’s Day?

Please delete that. Like I said before, don't bring it up in public for reasons.

Er, you broke up? I’ll delete it unless you give me a hint about what’s happening...

But yes.

I can't talk about it in public, that's the problem. I can't ever.

Tell me than delete

I can't...

Okay
Thanks fine...
I’ll give the privacy that you want

Okay, thank you for doing so.

Yep...