Man, do I have a story for you.
1. I couldn't turn on the f**king lights.
2. I couldn't find the toilet paper.
3. The toilet paper was on the roll in the way everyone hates it.
4. I couldn't flush the go***mn toilet, took about three f**king tries, lmao.
5. They had bar soap, which I always use liquid soap.
6. I couldn't find the damn towel.
When I came out I told my friend, 'Hey, I congratulate with the world's most confusing bathroom'. I told her all that and we laughed our asses off.