Kawaii Potato

This meme is beautiful

and so are the comments

Agreed

Thank you

Hey Bella, its been a while since we talked. You doing alright?

*she adds the milk* Like that?
((So do I it would be so fun))

Wait... Your actual name is Bella?!

Well my real name is Natalie but I go by Bella because my middle name is Isabella and I hate Natalie.

Ah... Okay.
My actual first name is Jeremiah, but I prefer "Jer"

Thats a nice name I like it.

Umm... thanks.

Better than mine...

Oh

You think so?

Yeah

Umm... okay.

Yeah

I thought your name was Ella.

its a nickname....

No. Natalie Isabella. Or just Bella. Some people say Bell.

Also what's up with your name change?

Oh. Its a rp character from a rp I do with Sheriff.

Isabella...

Yes

Reminds me of someone... ha...

*nods* Yeah! Youre doing a good job! Now, let's add about 4 eggs. *cracks 2 and hands you 2*

*she cracks them into the mix*

I smile like a mother, "Youre doing a good job! Now, how much chocolate do you want? A lot or a little?"

Her eyes get big and wide with little stars. "So much chocolate"

I smile at you, "Alright then! Would you prefer white or dark chocolate?"

"White chocolate please!"

*gets a bowl filled with white chocolate chips* You can add as much as you like!

*she takes it and pours in a bunch then sneaks a few and eats them* uwu

*pats your head* Heehee, I saw that! But, I'll allow it cuz youre so cute.

*she copies her watching intently*

*We make a batch of about 30 cookies* Alright, time to bake them for about 20 minutes!

*she nods and smiles* Okay!

I hand her the spoon, "You wanna lick the batter, dearie?"

*she nods and licks the spoon*

Yeah I'm great

Okay then. I just wanted to check up on you.
(Wow Im such a mom, arent I?)

I'm actually doing much better. I haven't self destructed in like.... a month or more.
(A good mom though. UwU)

Aw, really? Im so proud of you! You want some virtual cookies to celebrate?
(Aw, youre a good daughter too-)

Yes please!
(Thanks uwu)

*starts grabbing stuff like eggs and bowls to make cookies* You dont have any allergies, right? What kinda cookies do you like?
((*pats you* youre the best, OwO))

No I dont. I like all cookies! *she puts on a apron and hands you onej

*ties on apron and hands you a spoon* How about peanut butter chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies?
((Whats funny is that I bake a lot IRL, so Im just imaging you in my house doing this with me-))

That sounds great!

((Thats so cute uwu my IRL mom bakes a lot too))

*Pours flour into a bowl*, "Alright then, add some milk. About 3 cups."

((Aw, I wish I could bake IRL with you!))

The duo has arrived

Hey Sheriff!

yo

I missed ya, howve you been?

Pretty good. And sorry for not being on a lot, not too many chances to be able to risk it

Hey, dont worry about it. Ive been pretty pateint, so Ive just been biding my time, I suppose.

You holdin up alright?

Funny story: My cousins werent actually dead, their mother is just...an irresponsible bitch, so they were actually alive. Im trying to work out a think where I can get full custody. MWS/Who cared found them in another state, and brought them back to me.

HOLY F U C K I N G S H I T J E E Z U S C H R I S T W H A T T H E F U C K

Their mom is a drug addict, so shes kinda....yeah.

that explains so f**king much what the s h i t

Yeah, its rather....*dry laugher* yeah. But uh....well, you remember MWS, right?

I pat her head.

*she hugs her again*

I hug her back, and offer her a glass of milk.

She takes it and smiles

I pat her head again. "I think the cookies are ready! What do you think?"

She nods. "Yeah!"

I pat her head, "Youre so cute!"

*she smiles and looks up at you* Whats next?

*adds some macidamia nuts* We need the peanut butter now. And, some regualar butter. How soft do you want the cookies?

Soft but almost crispy

Hm....then 1 and a half sticks of butter should do the trick.

*She nods and adds the butter*

*I add some peanut butter, and mix the batter a bit*

*she smiles and watches*

*I pat her head really fast* Okay, now, we roll the dough into small balls, okay?

*she nods excitedly*

I get a small blob to show her the size, "Here, this would be good."