Hello there

hey baby

Hey (:

how are you doing?

Good how are you?

good

Noyce did you talk to killer?

nope

Oooof

well, i just got on too

https://i.imgflip.com/1fx9rx.gif dont worry about the mom part

Oooh that explains things

Lol

i love you

lol

your dad is a slow responder

Yeah 😂 he might live in a different time zone or something and might be already asleep tho he'll probably respond by the time you wake up

*math* *logic*

why are you so special with emoji's? not like i dont like them but, why?

I dunno you mean like these: *
Or these: 😂

no the emojis, not the stars, stars are more normal

I dunno I guess they show my tone more than just words so people know the diffrence between happy/sad ect

Done

comeon!!! why cant i win anything against you!?!?

Because I have been trained in the art of the argument

i've been trained in the art of memes

I've been trained in the art of the dank memes

yeah go to my youtube then. BEAT THAT

I've been trained in the ways of the force BEAT THAT (and I already did)

like my youtube?

Yeah

you can have it, jkjkjk

*surprise* *confusion* *realization*

i have a question...

Yeah

why did you call me rascist yesterday, or the day before that?

I thought that you were using n*gga but it was someone else not you (:

oh ok, i was curious, i thought someone made up a fake rumor. i was about to hunt them down and end their career

😂

i think you went non-existent on me

Yeah I had to go to bed 😂

im amazed at how i still have 23 subscribers after 2 months of no upoads

😂

babe?

Yeah

finally

😂 sorry

how old are you forreal though? im 14

I'm almost 14 but still 13

so we are about the same age

Yeah

amazing, i still love you

i talked to your dad last night...

Yeah?

unfortunately...

jk, he said its ok

what was the first half? 'jk'?

You had me when you said unfortunately

thats baloney

😂

and your dad will help us arrange the wedding. i just dunno when yet

Okay 😁

im literally talking to you and ememeon who wont stop talking about fnaf

😂 ememeon and her different side emotions are kind of hard to keep track of

I just have one and it's called brain

i have 2 personalities, one if i get extremely mad and my normal state as now

I literally just say
Me: I wonder if....
Brain: is the sky really blue.

i say
Ghost Rider: i wanna kill this kid
Me: NO NO NO

Me: aww it's a cute dog
Brain: steal it

congrats oon being on the leaderboard, and me not...

Thanks TIP: upvote comments ot gives you more points and people will talk to you more

i know

oh so you dont wanna get married? i see how it is

No I do I ment you had me fooled when you said unfortunately then I got it after you said jk 😂

lol

😂

are you their babe?

I am now

finally

I check my notifactations and I see 4 (deleted) from you 😂

lol

😂

i like your tagline on your profile, its better than mine

Thanks I stole it from star wars 😂

wow, i should ban you for copyright :)

When someone asks I say it's from star wars (:

lol, facts

U into star wars?

nope, lol

Great then if you ever watch it I can turn you into a prequels fan instead of sequels! *evil cackling*

nooooo

*clears throat* have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagues the wise?

nope

Ah it's not a story a jedi would tell you. See once thair was a sith so powerful he could even save others from.....death. and he only had one fear losing his powers now eventually he did, but not before telling evreything he knew to his padawan which killed him (darth plagues) in his sleep

Yeah that story is what eventually turned anikin into darth Vader

stop confusing me! ill start telling you about parts of a car and lose you on the whole thing

The story about darth plagues was the thing that eventually turned anikin over to the dark side (darth plagues was a star wars story)

Yeah 😂

you start with a block, put the cranshaft in the block then drop the pistons through the valve holes, use special screw-in clips to hold them to the cranshaft...

Are you trying to tell me how to build a car or a minecraft flying machine? 😂

car

Okay 😂

oh great you died again

Sorry I had to feed my doggo

oh, what type?

Double doodle half goldendoodle half labradoodle

i have 2 black labs one is AKC black lab the other is mixed, and my parents dont want to test her blood because it costs A LOT of money apparently

Ooo cool my dogs rare because of her breed mural coat and pink speckled nose but we got her cheap and we're too attached to give her away 😂

why dont you breed her?

She was already spayed when we got her (that's probably why she was so cheap)

ah, makes sense

i dunno what spayed is

It means she cant breed

oh, makes sense

Yeah

i mean i know what neutered is but not what spayed is

I think they're basically the same thing just making it so they cant have puppies and where I live that's a good thing because then we dont have to take care of any more doggos

i hope you dont neuter me if i make you mad

I wont I dont know where you live

im not telling you where exactly though

Might be a good thing *evil cackling* (jk)

oh so you like 5 states away

Yeah

im safe then

Yup 😂

no i dont wanna get neutered

Your too far away for me too get there withought my parents knowing 😂

my friend told me a funny story, he said there was a lady on a train and if a guy man-spreaded then that lady would splash bleach on his crotch

true

thats good

ya never know, you could steal your parents credit card and get on a bus and make it here

True 😂

alright, im gonna go eat some lunch and i might be back later, love you bye babe

Bye love you too

please dont, i like my balls

Lololol I wont

lol

Hi

😂😂

hi baby

Hey

in Virginia

I'm in Illinois

crankshaft*

you confuse me sometimes

Sometimes, girls only live to confuse boys

i suppose...

😂

but what if i told you boys exist sometimes to confuse girls?

I would wholeheartedly agree with you because I have had that experience before 😂

what if left is right and right is left, and up is down and down is up?

Then we would all be stupid 😂

nope it is a code

smart one

Thanks

left, right, right, left, up, down, down, up

😂

lol