Jack Sparrow With Rum

put him in bed with the captain's daughter

Rum (run)

Run him some rum so he gets real plastered.

So he gets drunk and doesn't hurt you 😃

Draw a moustache on his face in sharpie.

Draw a worse one.

I would draw a p**is.

Order him an uber so he won't get busted

Put him in a longboat until he's sober.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor.

Thank you!

Throw him into a pool of sharks.

Throw 'im deep down into pool of sharks.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor!

What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Keep the suggestions coming, though!

West escaped by forcing the lid open with a screw jack he just happened to keep in his boot and swimming to safety. :D