HOW MANY DEMOCRATS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? SIXTY TO TALK ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL IT'S GOING TO BE WHEN THE NEW BULB IS SCREWED IN, 51 TO INVESTIGATE TRUMP'S INVOLVEMENT IN THE FAILURE OF THE OLD BULB, 23 TO REGULATE THE LIGHT BULB INDUSTRY, 47 TO ARGUE FOR INCREASED FUNDING FOR SOLAR LIGHTING RESEARCH AND 1 TO LIGHT THE CANDLE.