Today Is National Tortellini Day! In Honor Of This Fine Holiday & Cats - I Give You Cat a la Tortellini!

i know people will despise me for this, but I don't like tortellini

I don't hate anyone for not liking a specific dish. When I saw what day it is, I decided I'd make LASAGNA this weekend. Not gonna make tortellini; takes way too long and the meat/cheese/etc ration to pasta is too low. Need more meat/cheese/herbs per unit of pasta! However, I do enjoy eating tortellini from time-to-time. To each his/her own!

Cheers!

thank u for responding to my comment nicely

maybe i am an alien (*Illuminati music*)

well then, maybe this is awesome. If you would share just one piece of advanced technology with me, I will be able to make billions of dollars, of which I will donate over 99.9% to charities; mainly to animal welfare charities. A few children's hospitals, too. And finally, a bunch of retirement communities that woefully need improvements in infrastructure and whatnot. Can you help me?

UBER EATS BUT WITH SPACE SHIPS

*ratio...not ration

Perhaps this should have been in the Cats stream, but it's more about pasta than it is about cats...am I right?

I LOVE THIS MEME