Mkay, guys I'm back, and... HEY WTF IS DIS SHET; Y R U ON DA CHROMBUK?! I need to run some errands, Dad. Because of this! What? How come?! A full 66% of all adults suffer from nomophobia—the fear of being without a mobile device, or beyond mobile phone contact—in the US. Read it, you strict son of a gun! *lip smack* Oh...