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Yes. They are my god.

I thought you were an Athiest?

I am, this just means I don't believe in God, the one Christians worship, but I do believe in a higher power.

So... if you don't mind me asking, why don't you believe in God?

Just because I never felt like he was there. Nothing good really happened to me that I would consider a 'miracle', I think things just more so happen by chance.

I see

Yeah, I dunno. It's weird though cause I also want to be a demonologist, which requires the person to know about God...

Then do it

Do what?

Learn about God if you want to be demonologist

*a demonologist

I do have to because I have a demonology book and it have passages from the Bible to make connections. Like that's how you learn about Lucifer. Heh, once you think about it, this is saying that to be a part of the dark, you have to be in the light...

Wait so what exactly do you do as a demonologist?

It is the study of demons. Then you can become a paranormal researcher (which I also really want to be) where you help people with demonic spirits like in the show 'Ghost Adventures'. Wait... I just remember something... Zak Bagans is the host and I named my fish after him and now my fish I died... *demonic crying*

I see

Also, I'm sorry for your loss...

Thanks... He was sick, but then he died before I could help him...

Oh no...

Wait so how do you believe in a higher power but not God?

Yes.

I mean, if your reasoning is that you can't feel God how do you know if this higher power exists or not?

Okay...

Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm fine, why?

You just disappeared after I said that... I was worried I might have affected you badly... like a mental breakdown or something...

No, I had to go eat breakfast! Lol, sorry for the scare... Solo had no idea what was even going on so he couldn't mess with me and I could never be angry with you.

Oh! I'm sorry! I worry too much...

It's okay. *hugs* So do I.

*hugs back* Worry gang

Lol, pretty much.

I get worried too much because as an unofficial online therapist I deal with life and death mental situations a lot...

Me too, people like to come to me if they want to talk sometimes. I do my best to give advice.

That's nice... I don't think my patients want my advice anyway... they're always yelling how I should leave them... but I just can't bring myself to leave when there's somebody in need... especially suicidal ones... I've had so many close calls... too many...

Sorry to hear that... some people just don't want help even though they need it. *hugs* You're a good person, I love you.

Wha-

Exactly, I wish I understood.

Well I mean, you ARE a nice person... I can see why they liked you

But I'm different in real life...

The internet, where you can be anonymous, is often the place where your true self shows

((I'll have to go for a while, but I'll be back, see ya, love ya!))

Okay, see ya, love you, too!

So... how?

Just then how is Earth held in balance? Is there a higher power? Aye, my brain hurts...

So... God also keeps the Earth in balance, how does that separate the higher from Him? But... if there IS a higher power... do you feel it? You said you don't feel God exists so if you don't feel the higher power exists why do you still believe in it?

Whoops, sorry... went on a philosophical streak...

Me: *confused screaming*

I'm sorry...

It's fine, I never though of it all that way. Don't be sorry, sweetheart.

I love you too... *hugs back*

I love hugs

Me too. Hugs are the best. So are kisses... but only from you.

*blushes* Th-thanks... Though I might be a bad kisser irl...

Ha, I never even got kissed in real life, but I once asked to kiss some one. It was really scary though cause I was like... twelve and at a party, and this boy just took me into this room alone and asked me to kiss him on his forehead, cheek, or lips, and I just said, 'No' or something like that, can't remember exactly, then he was like, 'Okay'. And when I was smaller, about three boys had crushes on me. I haven't spoken to any of them since. One time I asked one why they always hanged out with me, cause it was clear he liked me, then he never talked to me again, I guess due to shyness. The other one him and I were bullied until we didn't speak to each other anymore. And the third one was the one who took me into the room alone... Gosh, I forget about all that, but now no one really likes me anymore and I'm just like, 'I have a wonderful online bf anyway, begone'.