Sad Pablo Escobar

You cant be adopted by a pet, no.

@borderline the same pet is dating your little brother, so idk how realistic this actually is. just a thought

Well, they are ACTUALLY dating, so IDK what your point is.

Fair enough

So, yeah. Choose someone else to be adopted by.

Heya, care to explain why I was removed from the description? was it just space reasons? if so I can deal with it-

Sorry w o t -

/.”\ This family tree is getting real huge here.

((I know its lowkey scary-))

/“•\ [•• ]

((And, for the record, I DO CARE ABOUT YOU))

*pats your shoulder* *gently screams* I LOVE YOU

You ever just walk to itoko and scream “ILOVEYOU”

*shaking you by the shoulders* I LOVE YOU DAMNIT AND DONT YOU EVER EVER FORGET IT!!!!!

[Metalic screams]

Its not the words that give words meaning, but the context at which they are spoken, such as, I LOVE YOU DOG!!

*passes out from emotion*

I can adopt, if necessary. I’ve only got mercury as of right now

Ey, thats fine.

Hey borderline? how many pets do you have? I'm working on the family tree.

I'm up for grabs but I'd like someone with...a little more points than me?

Ha, ok.

Eh it's fine I guess

Aye, sorry, I never saw this... I can adopt ya, though!

Yay!

Also, are you a pet in the fam or a human?

I'll be a human

Okay, then you're like my daughter. Or are you my son? I'm sorry, not good with knowing genders off the top of my head.

I'm your son

Okay, thank you.

No problem