"WHY DID THE BLONDE GET FIRED FROM THE USDA?"; SHE WAS AT THE MEAT AND POULTRY DEPT AND STARTED WRITING THE STORE UP AND THE BUTCHER ASKS, "IS THERE A PROBLEM MA'AM?"; "CANNIBALISM IS AGAINST THE LAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SELL POLLOCKS!" "YOU DUMB BLONDE! THAT'S POLLUCK!"