if you hear summoning rituals being performed in our basement, that's just me having separation anxiety

*appears out of the dephts of hell* WHO SUMM- oh not again!

*inhales* THIS IS F A M I L I A R

calm down, calm down, I'm not going to be collecting friends for Sonic until he dies--which isn't for a long way off, I hope

I'm too light to get the hand of the seesaw floorboards part anyway, so I can't add the human sacrifice element yet

You ah....you need some help there?

well, yes please, nothing I've used to act as a suitable weight for the floorboards has worked

*slight concern* Ah...let me....help ya a bit....*wedges my knife under a floorboard and brings it up* this good?

[jumps on the floorboard and falls straight through it] ACK-- [the floorboard closes on top of me, you can hear muffled screeches from underneath the floor]

/I give a small snicker/ Heyya, what happened?

(You wanna do a dangan RP?)

[looks up] something the matter?

((https://imgflip.com/i/3o1uf3))

/shakes head/ Nah, Im fine...

[more muffled screeches of panic and confusion]

((sure! you wanna just do it you and me, or can I put an image up in the RP stream for others to join?))

/I go and re-lift the board for you/ Hey now, hey now, dont dream its over.

((Whichever you want is okai! Just send me the link when you make it!))

[scuttles out from under the opened floorboards, collapsing onto the ground breathing heavily] hah... hah... thank you...

((alright, will do))

/I give a dry, but genuine laugh/ Oh dear....

Shoot. Now we can’t make sacrifices.

[starts furiously knocking on the floorboards, trying to push it open so I can escape]

*gets ya out* Here.

Hang a nanosecond!

Sonic, first things first, don't die

second, when you do die--please don't, first of all, but when you do, would you like me to take male or female sacrifices? or does it matter to you

When I die (if i can becuase in this i’m...it’s difficult to say)
sacrifice every child you see

alright, what's the oldest age at which a sacrifice will be acceptable? are people over 10 years old off limits? 18? 16?

Anyone who is under age 14.

[taking notes] alright... I'll keep this safe away till the time comes, but for now I'll stick to doing it without the human sacrifice part

This will be good.....

I've gotta get my practice in! I'm only 3'11" tall and 45 lbs heavy, so I gotta keep working on the seesawing floorboards part

You can bring the kids by tearing their souls out.

the seesawing floorboard's the most important part of the sacrifice though, if I just burn the kid's soul out they'll be stuck in purgatory and not with you

Ahahaha...

...I guess I'll burn that bridge when I cross it, for now I've gotta keep practicing

Remember? The insect tries to summon me.