Black Box

No

I never noticed that I had them until like today.

Everyone has double one on top one on bottom

Hang on... Uh... Wait... Uh... Nope.
I don't... But... I am double jointed in my right hand in terms of fingers.

I have double jointed eyeballs, shoulders, fingers, knees, elbows, etc.

Hang on....

Hang on what?

Nevermind....I'll go back to torturing sims in the sims 4...

You look cute.

Nani?!

WAIT NO WRONG PERSON SORRY!
oh man, not again...

Hmm

My bad.

You have been forgiven.
For now

*backs away a few 100 yards from you and yells*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

Figure it out.

*glares* Hey, don't shout!

*whispers* Are you sure you don't have a crush on her...?

I'm typing, how can i be shouting?
Anyway yes i'm sure, i was trying to tell that to another girl...i man person.

*whispers* I think he has a crush on you

*Takes out infinity gauntlet*
I can destroy you one snap.

There's a chance it won't kill me though

Wanna bet?

Russian Roulette?

I'm not Russian.
And also no, i'm not going out by shooting myself.

Alright, then I'll do it for you
*loads revolver with 5 and a half bullets and shoots you*

YO WHAT THE F**K?
*proceeds to take out the bullet and eat it. Then i punch you in the liver*

Hm?

I like drugs.
Can you give me some?

Ahah...No.

Not yet...

Not ever

Ok.
Your still cute though.

Kidding, kidding.

Hm....

Hmm...

Hm?

Why not?

I don't have any drugs on me.

Hm?

uh...

So how is school going?

Not good but not bad either

*Tsundere raven noises*

*looks into your eyes* Hmm.....

*looks away* I wouldn't do that if I where you.

*raises eyebrow* Why not?

Don't ask me that....

*bends body forward to your side so I look at you from the bottom* Why not?

Don't....Just don't....my eyes can sometimes reflect how someone will meet their demise....They've seen far too much....

Well all I saw was my own reflection and your eye so unless I either die by myself or when your eye suddenly becomes sentient and giant and becomes like that boss from Terraria I don't think I'll mind

Aha....For now you don't see it...

*stares into your eyes from below* Ji.......

*possibly deredere grilled cheese noises*

*random Missingno noises*
Aha...
So many...
Personalities of mine...
Ahah...
Ahaha....
Ahahahahaha....

*tilts head* Are you okay...?

Nope. Never... Aha... Ahaha....

*stretches out arms* Do you need a hug?

No! *hisses and then whines* sorry....I...I can't control myself...

It's alright! *headpats* Y-you like these, don't you?

*nods*

*smile* I'm your friend, okay? If you ever want to talk, if you ever have any problems, I'm here.

Alright...ok....

Is it wrong that I want to hug you? I know I shouldn't but I really wanna. Is that bad? I mean, yeah that's bad but I can't help it. Am I being annoying? I'm sorry if I'm being annoying. I've accepted that as part of my nature. *giggles*

I don't like hugs though

I know, I know, I'm sorry
I might have a problem regarding my desire to hug everyone that needs emotional support
*shrugs*

I don't think that's a problem.

Really?

Yep. But ya just need to learn people's boundaries and that's it.

I will! Thanks! *heapats*

*purrs*

*giggles* You're cute, you know that?

Cheez, you have a girl.
You can't be doing that.
This is my job

DON'T CALL ME CUTE!!!

*raises eyebrow* But you are?

*growls*

Perfect

I'm actually planning to make a spinoff edit of the Fallout Hold Up and the Persona Hold Up!

Cool

Yeah but it's hard

Hey, off topic question: do you wear glasses?

*watches you*

*bumps into a wall and turns around like a roomba. Yes, I do this a lot too*

*notices a table and flips it*

*looks at the source of the noise and puts the table back into position, only to flip it again*

Forgive me for this....*throws the table at you*

*jumps out of the way* Whoa!

At least your quick on your feet kid. Not everyone is that fast.

*from the floor* Thanks!

You gotta be quick. Luckily I'm fast on my feet too.

Oh that's cool! I mean, I play basketball, soo....
But I mean I also often get HIT with the basketball soooooo.....

I know someone who plays basketball too. I'm only quick on my feet because I just am.

That's cool!

I guess

Anyways, I gotta work on my homework, see you later!

Yep. I do. Only when I'm using electronics and reading the board at school.

Oh, cool! I think I should do that when I get my glasses...

Wear them only when ya need to.

Okay!

No need to yell...

S-sorry... I just have a really loud voice... people think I yell when I don't...

It's ok. I have sensitive hearing...Really loud noises make me really sick.

Oh, that's cool! I'll watch my voice when I'm around you, I think I've got the hang of it, after like 13 years of having it.

Yeah...

Unrelated question: What's your voice like?

It's deep. Ice cold. Not like a normal girl's voice. Monotoned too...

Is that a problem...?

Have you ever heard my voice?

Many tell me it is.

It doesn't sound like one to me

Nope

I have samples of it in the *cough cough* project
You can listen to them, I think they're the complete opposite, sort of annoying, I guess?

Well...I don't know if it it's a problem or not.

I don't think it is, everyone has their own voice

Hm...

*starts walking around the room randomly because I'm bored and I do this a lot*

Sayonara amigo.

Hey Vik ever heard of plantation wars?

Kinda...