GOOD AFTERNOON,
MY NAME IS BOB, SPOKESPERSON FOR CHINA’S NATIONAL HEALTH COMMISSION. AND I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT ON THE SPREAD OF THIS NEW CORONA VIRUS ORIGINATING IN CENTRAL WUHAN CITY. NOBODY I REPEAT NOBODY IS EXPERIENCING SERIOUS ISSUES AS A RESULT OF BEING INFECTED WITH THIS VIRUS. IN FACT THE RATE OF INFECTION IS MIRACULOUSLY DECLINING.