Arthur: //cuts off the Black Knight's arm//
Knight: //looks// "Tis just a scratch."
Arthur: "A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!"
Knight: "No it isn't!"
Arthur: "Well what's that then?" //points to arm with sword//
Knight: "...I've had worse." //looks//
Arthur: "You liar!"
Knight "Com'on pansy!"
Both: //start sword fighting again//
Knight: "Aaaaaahhhhhh!" //charges towards King Arthur while he says this//
Arthur: //cuts off his other arm// "Victory is mine!" //kneels down to pray// "We thank thee Lord, that in thy-"
Knight: //kicks him in the head//
Arthur: "GAH! Omf!"
Knight: "Come on," //kicks him again// "then!"
Arthur: "WHAT?" //starts to get up//
Knight: "Camacho!" //kicks him in the stomach while he's on his hands and knees trying to get up//
Arthur: "Heah!" //attempts to stand again// "Geh." //stands//
Knight: //jumps from side to side as King Arthur speaks//
Arthur: "You are indeed brave Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!"
Knight: "OOoooo, that enough sAy?
Arthur: "...Look you stupid BASTARD, you got no arms left!"
Knight: "Yes I have!"
King Arthur: "LOOK!"
Knight: "It's just a flesh wound." //kicks him in the rear//
Arthur: "Look, STOP THAT!"
Knight: "Chicken!" //kicks him in the rear again// "CHICKEEEEN!
Arthur: "Look, I'll have your leg!"
Knight: //tires to kick him again//
Arthur: //blocks it with his sword// "RIGHT!" //cuts off his leg as he swings it back up to attack//
Knight: "Right, I'll do you for that!"
Arthur: "YOU'LL WHat?"
Knight: "COM'ere!" //hops closer to him//
Arthur: //rolls his eyes// "What're ya gonna do, BLEED on me?"
Knight: "I'm inVINCIBLE!" //hops closer, and does just that whilst still hopping while speaking//
Arthur: "You're a LOONy."
Knight: //jumps backwards once// "The Black Knight ALLWAAYS TRIUMPHS!" //jumps towards him again//
Arthur: //rolls his eyes again//
Knight: "CAMAchu!"
Arthur: //looks back at him slowly//
Knight: "Come on, then!"
Arthur: //bends down, and cuts his other leg off//
Knight: //looks down at where his arms and legs are suppost to be//
Arthur: //puts sword back in it's scabbard as the Black Knight speaks//
Knight: "Alright! We'll call it a draw."
Arthur: //motions to Patty, who was hiding behind a tree, or something// "Come Patty!"
Patty: //follows Arthur, while clanking two things together rhythmically//
Knight: "Oooh, well I see. Running away? YOU YELLOW BASTARDS, COME ON BACK HERE AND PAY WHAT'S COMING TO YOU! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"
Arthur and Patty: //walk away as the Black Knight yells at them//
