MY GF AND I WERE SHOPPING YESTERDAY WHEN WE HAD A MAJOR SCARE. I BEGAN YELLING AT HER "GET AWAY FROM THERE! YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!! BABY MOVE!!!" SHE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON... SO I POINT OUT THAT SHE IS STANDING CLOSE TO A STACK OF CORONA BEER AND THAT SHE MIGHT GET INFECTED... FOR SOME REASON SHE BEGAN SWINGING AT ME AND GAVE CHASE. I WAS NOT AWARE OF THESE SYMPTOMS, BUT I MADE IT TO SAFETY.
