WHO WOULD WIN IN A DISTANCE SPITTING CONTEST; AN AVERAGE AMERICAN, OR AVERAGE RUSSIAN, & WOULD THE TWO OF YOU PLEASE REPRESENTATIVELY COMPETE TO SEE WHICH OF YOU CAN SPIT FARTHEST INTO, OR IF EITHER OF YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH, OVER THE AUDIENCE IN FRONT OF YOU, OR ARE YOU BOTH INCLINED TO SISSY OUT & THEN TO TRY TO HIDE YOUR SISSINESS BEHIND SOME STATEMENT ABOUT HOW YOU DIDN'T COME HERE TO PLAY GAMES OR HOW THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR PLACE FOR SUCH BEHAVIOR OR LINE OF QUESTIONING BEFORE HAVING ME REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES, NOT BY YOU PERSONALLY, BUT BY YOUR GOON SQUADS? THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW.
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