TWO SENTENCE HORROR STORIES 3; I FOUND MYSELF ALONE IN A GRAVEYARD AT NIGHT SURROUNDED BY ANGELIC STATUES. I BLINKED. I WOKE UP IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT TO MY DOG LAYING AT THE FOOT OF MY BED, SHE WAS STILL COVERED IN FRESH DIRT FROM HER GRAVE. SORRY, WE DON’T HAVE COKE. IS PEPSI OK? I CHECK THE DOORS EVERY NIGHT TO SEE IF THEY'RE LOCKED. SHE FORGOT ONE TONIGHT. TOILET SEAT WAS WARM. I LIVE ALONE. I THINK IT'S GOOD THAT WE ARE OPEN ABOUT POLITICS AND RELIGION. ON IMGUR.
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