I AM THE BEST AIR GUITAR PLAYER EVER! NOBODY KNOWS MORE ABOUT AIR GUITARS THAN I DO.
PEOPLE TELL ME "HEY, I HAVE NEVER HEARD A BETTER GUITARIST!"
HONESTLY, EDDIE VAN HALEN SAID I PLAY AIR GUITAR BETTER THAN HE PLAYS REAL GUITAR.
IN FACT, WHEN I DO IT, I CAN MAKE REAL SOUNDS COME OUT. IT'S TRUE.
NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS, BUT I HAVE 5 GRAMMYS FOR PLAYING AIR GUITAR.
AND A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR EXCELLENCE IN GUITAR PLAYING.
I GO ON TOUR WITH KID ROCK, PRINCE AND THE BEATLES NEXT WEEK. NLG
